No, this isn't short attention span theater like Off Topic is.
As a matter of fact, I quite like off topic, for it's senselessness and immaturity level. Half of the replies there are "I like peanut butter" and "my nuts itch"... or are angry teen angst posts... they're funny, but it's a completely different place...
If that's a body part where you come from, it might be best to keep to one's self. Or is it where defenders kick the ball when there is no pass option?