2013 NHL Thread

Can you imagine being a goalie and having to take a shit in the middle of a game? I would have to pee all the time but I would just say fuck it and go right in my pants. You figure everything is already wet and they have so much padding on it would probably just get absorbed anyways.
 
Great bounce back game tonight against the Habs and holy shit at the end!!!! There was a scrum in front of Fluery's net that started getting nasty. Punches started getting thrown and all hell started to break loose then Fluery actually came out of his crease, took off his glove, blocker and mask then stormed down the ice to fight Peter Budaj on the other end!!!
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But the fucking linesman stopped both of them. LAME. I wanted an all out bench clearer with a goalie battle at center ice. Would have been awesome. Oh well I'm sure we'll see plenty of that come playoff time.
 
Pretty sure Budaj would of kicked the shit out of Fleury lol...

You had to of seen Fleury's reaction when the reporter asked him if he knew Budaj Martial Arts training. The fear in his eyes man, the fear in his eyes. :lol:

 
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Pretty sure Budaj would of kicked the shit out of Fleury lol...

You had to of seen Fleury's reaction when the reporter asked him if he knew Budaj Martial Arts training. The fear in his eyes man, the fear in his eyes. :lol:

Who cares it would have been fucking awesome to see even if he tried to throw just one punch. Fluery is probably last goalie in the entire league to fight anyone let alone another goalie. That's why it was cool to see, it's completely out of character for him. Besides they're both in goalie pads and ice skates. Pretty sure you can't roundhouse kick someone in all of that, they usually have a hard time throwing punches let alone some Bruce Lee shit.
 
Blues as of late are not playing very well.
But I came back to tie it up in the last minute of the game today.
Vanek scored on a kicking motion (barely) and the goal was disallowed.
Blues won it in a shootout. Win is a win, I'll take it.
 
Bs thumped the Flyers 6-1. Stat of the day according to Bs caller Jack Edwards (who needs to go away and die a slow painful death). B/s are the only NHL team to have an alltime winning % in Philly.
 
C'mon, he leads the league in SOs. I dont do anything in faggasy sports, but shut-outs must give you some points im guessn? lol
 
Bs thumped the Flyers 6-1. Stat of the day according to Bs caller Jack Edwards (who needs to go away and die a slow painful death). B/s are the only NHL team to have an alltime winning % in Philly.

I have a hard time believing that stat.

And holy fucking christ. I feel bad for Carey Price, his defense is absolutely fucking dropping the ball every game, he gets hung out to dry every time. It's embarrassing to watch... When Brayden Holtby is gettng a massive cheer for making a glove save lol...
 
Agreed this is shitty. NHL is losing their collective minds. Ooooh queen Greztky has been wanting a game in Dodger stadium forever. How bout the NHL say no and stfu Wayne. I only want to see two things in Dodger Stadium-a baseball game or a bomb go off! Two things that should only happen in Yankee stadium- bomb go off or a RedSox beatdown on the Yanks.
 
Pens shit the bed again tonight. 3-0 against the Stars, just when I think they're back in the swing of things they get shutout. The last three games have me really worried.
 
Really? Well its true jackass lol look it up. Bs are win in Philly. For that matter there are only two franchises with alltime winning recs against Flyers. Yes the Bs and your own Habs. Dont question me again jkn lol.

Really, it just sounds like a far out stat when you think about it. I wasn't saying it's not true, it's just hard to believe lol...