4,000 posts, I hate my life...

[Igraine]

i need a social life

i suck at living

I bet you don't!

 

[vikk]

save me

 

[Igraine]

save me

I can't hun, you're Mima's... Don't want to offend her!

 

[vikk]

Mima doesn't care about my feelings she just want to secks me

 

[Igraine]

Mima doesn't care about my feelings she just want to secks me

No, don't say that... I'm sure you're wrong, Mima is such a sensitive girl...

 

[enjoi17]

you suck, go get a job

 

[vikk]

i work 10 hours a day

 

[MegustaMucho]

I got over 7000 I think, i don't look at it anymore

 

[enjoi17]

i work 10 hours a day

sorry vikk, but posting on um doesn't count as a working

 

[vikk]

my work PC have internet the flesh is weak

 

[Igraine]

my work PC have internet the flesh is weak

your flesh is hawt!

 

[+VictimOfTheNight+]

Just kidding, but wow... 4,000 posts since September... wtf has happened to me I love you all though! But please kill me if I become the next Profanity...

Discuss and congratulate... and rep!!1!

Wow, the greatest is that I repped you just before you made this thread, so... I already did my part, yay!

Anyway... I'm glad you joined here in September, and that you're still here with us!

And you have a life, don't say the opposite cause it's not true, c'mon.... a hug!!

 

[vikk]

your flesh is hawt!

blood fetish?

 

[Fetzer]

One thing to say: Stop asking for reps...

 

[Undefined]

One thing to say: you are so much better than me...

I know, but we still love you

 

[Horus]

You're not Vikk, so your postcount means nothing.

 

[Anonymous]

What happened to Profanity?

 

[Undefined]

I defeated him in combat... his powers went into me and we are now one... known as Heartless Profanity...

I have the POSTMASTER'S powers.... ALL HAIL!

....the downside is people smoking gives me a raging boner. I can't walk by the Bingo Palace ever again

 

[Anonymous]

Also, naked women turn you off. They must be wearing sexy boots or pantyhose to get you aroused

 

[Undefined]

Yeh, most of the side effects are I'll never get laid without paying, I gained 100 pounds and aquired a litany of freakish fetishes. I also shit my pants when riding rollercoasters.