4,000 posts, I hate my life...

I defeated him in combat... his powers went into me and we are now one... known as Heartless Profanity...

I have the POSTMASTER'S powers.... ALL HAIL!

....the downside is people smoking gives me a raging boner. I can't walk by the Bingo Palace ever again :(

Profanity is in you????? :puke:

Omg, that's sick, hope you're joking man! :ill:
 
:lol:
Don't feel sorry for me. I get someone else to...satisy...
:eek:
:p

Anyway shouldn't you be feeling sorry for Ryan because he has such a horrible girlfriend in every way?