9th Bodom Album

Lolz. But I am on an android not a computer. I got this funny gif that I just cannot figure out how to share with you. Someone txted it to me. I dunno who it was. Some local number. I guess i need the app, but the damn thingis taking forever to download. I have unlimited data, but I just capped the 2.0Gb mark for the month so shit is going slow. I'll have to get back to you about the appearance of the male of the species.
 
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Perhaps you have noticed that the male of the species dislikes the female of the species. What Joonas wants in a woman is called codependency. He wants some well trained well coiffed little doggy to bring his gimlet and slippers when he comes home from work, and have a perfectly prepared lamb chop already in the oven. If Joonas went to Alcoholics Anonymous, his ideal mate would go to Al-Anon. I don't roll like that. I go to AA only. I am not a double winner. I tell a man to fuck off when he asks for slippers and a gimlet. But I do like lamb chops, and I prefer we eat together in a timely manner. Oh, and my dad did dishes so I think washing the dishes is a perfectly manly activity.