A Game: FIND THE FUNNIEST THREAD
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Ayeka
Hell Bent For Leather!
lmmfaao!!!Guardian of Darkness said:
Hell yee! Found me old posts an' all 
Doesn't she have a new CD out or something? I saw one in Safeways today. She is still very fit
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
Ever notice how one of her eyes goes off on a tangent? She has a pretty bad squint / lazy eye. A bit like Claudia Schiffer and Catherine Zeta Jones.Ayeka said:Doesn't she have a new CD out or something? I saw one in Safeways today. She is still very fit
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
J.
Old Fart
J.
Old Fart
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Wraith
haha i love this.... what's the best way for a beginner guitarist to learn how to do sweep picking? .... the answer is obviously to post a thread on the official CoB board saying, "how do u do sweeps?"
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=153175
his problems are solved!
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=153175
his problems are solved!
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Wraith
here's another good one.... if you like Tool and dont like Opeth you are some "pseudo-intellectual" and you aren't open minded
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=153479
hell, just take any thread from that piece of shit board and post it here. and now that they've made that shithead Moonlapse a mod, i can safely say that the Opeth board is now the king of crap on UM, dethroning even the CoB board.
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=153479
hell, just take any thread from that piece of shit board and post it here. and now that they've made that shithead Moonlapse a mod, i can safely say that the Opeth board is now the king of crap on UM, dethroning even the CoB board.
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
Isn't that dude a hyper fanboy of Opeth? Just what that forum needs...
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=152102
HAHAHAHAHA some people are so fucking stupid. Filesharing sucks because it allows idiots to multiply and outnumber those with half a brain or more.
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=152102
HAHAHAHAHA some people are so fucking stupid. Filesharing sucks because it allows idiots to multiply and outnumber those with half a brain or more.
Henrik Main
Hello
NAD said:
MightyA was not serious. The guy is the closest thing UM comes to a genius (OK, perhaps not, but he's still brilliant
). Granted, some might dislike his frequent postings of gay porn, while others may misunderstand and think he's actually serious when he posts stereotype fanboy comments to take the piss out of COB fans, Opeth fans etc. MightyA has had lots of other accounts, for instance gggggu and MikaelAkerfeldtFan#1 (a hilarious Opeth fanboy account). He goes under the moniker of "abcdefg" nowadays. One of my favourite quotes ever on UM:
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Reading cityofthemoon666's posts makes your intelligence quotient exponentially decrease with each word.Sunlapse said:
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Wraith
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Haha, Int is teh funaey.
Some of those bodomasses took that thread seriously, fuckin' morons. I like the 56k Bodom bit, haha.
Some of those bodomasses took that thread seriously, fuckin' morons. I like the 56k Bodom bit, haha.
J.
Old Fart
I don't know about the funniest thread, but this one gets the title of most ironic thread:
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=153479&page=1&pp=25
excerpts:
"Tool is a very pseudo intellectual band-sort-of-thing."
"I am actually a great fan of Opeth, and will continue to be so as long as they keep producing original quality music."
"I think it takes a keen ear to appreciate the beauty and genuinity of Opeth's music."
"I guess I can call myself an intellectual and I regret to admit that unlike myself, typical arty people would not be into bands like Opeth."
"Tell your friends to grow some balls and listen to Opeth!"
"Ok, I have come to the conclusion (both my own experience and yours, obviously) that Tool fans are even worse than us Opeth fans. I'm talking about that whole "my music is soooo much more betterer than yours cuz they got dat uber talent thingy" thingy."
"Hell, I was flipping through the Dimmu Borgir "Death Cult Armageddon" booklet one day to pass the time in my chemistry class, and I got to the last song in it. The person next to me (avid Tool fan) spots the word "opiate" immediately and goes on and on about how Tool made the word up, Dimmu must listen to alot of Tool, Tool is so great, Tool is so damn talented... at this point I just tuned out. This little ordeal made me not want to ever start listening to Tool... stupid fans...."
"It is the worst album tool has, Opeth is alot better in my opinion seeing as they are my favorite band."
"Two of my bandmates really hate Opeth, they just don't want to even try to listen for a second. Sometimes I just want to kick their ballz for that."
"I hate the majority of all Tool fans. They obsess over that band and marijuana/shrooms/etc so rediculously too much. They think no one understands Tool or other "real music" like A Perfect Circle unless they're fucked up listening to it. It's not even the drugs either, it's their ignorant, conceited, amature attitudes towards the music. They act like they know it all.."Oh, you don't know anything about anything if you haven't heard this section of this Tool song" or.."Danny Carey is better than every death metal drummer, he is the best drummer alive, but I'll be damned if I know what a time signature is." They make pathetic shrines, researches and stupid little groups with other druggie/goth/mall topic fags to act as if everyone else is beneath their feet. All their fans act nearly the same, and I've known quite a few in my lifetime."
"I fucking hate elitist Tool fans, I hope they die...and Tool is overrated.
Akerfeldt > Keenan"
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=153479&page=1&pp=25
excerpts:
"Tool is a very pseudo intellectual band-sort-of-thing."
"I am actually a great fan of Opeth, and will continue to be so as long as they keep producing original quality music."
"I think it takes a keen ear to appreciate the beauty and genuinity of Opeth's music."
"I guess I can call myself an intellectual and I regret to admit that unlike myself, typical arty people would not be into bands like Opeth."
"Tell your friends to grow some balls and listen to Opeth!"
"Ok, I have come to the conclusion (both my own experience and yours, obviously) that Tool fans are even worse than us Opeth fans. I'm talking about that whole "my music is soooo much more betterer than yours cuz they got dat uber talent thingy" thingy."
"Hell, I was flipping through the Dimmu Borgir "Death Cult Armageddon" booklet one day to pass the time in my chemistry class, and I got to the last song in it. The person next to me (avid Tool fan) spots the word "opiate" immediately and goes on and on about how Tool made the word up, Dimmu must listen to alot of Tool, Tool is so great, Tool is so damn talented... at this point I just tuned out. This little ordeal made me not want to ever start listening to Tool... stupid fans...."
"It is the worst album tool has, Opeth is alot better in my opinion seeing as they are my favorite band."
"Two of my bandmates really hate Opeth, they just don't want to even try to listen for a second. Sometimes I just want to kick their ballz for that."
"I hate the majority of all Tool fans. They obsess over that band and marijuana/shrooms/etc so rediculously too much. They think no one understands Tool or other "real music" like A Perfect Circle unless they're fucked up listening to it. It's not even the drugs either, it's their ignorant, conceited, amature attitudes towards the music. They act like they know it all.."Oh, you don't know anything about anything if you haven't heard this section of this Tool song" or.."Danny Carey is better than every death metal drummer, he is the best drummer alive, but I'll be damned if I know what a time signature is." They make pathetic shrines, researches and stupid little groups with other druggie/goth/mall topic fags to act as if everyone else is beneath their feet. All their fans act nearly the same, and I've known quite a few in my lifetime."
"I fucking hate elitist Tool fans, I hope they die...and Tool is overrated.
Akerfeldt > Keenan"
J.
Old Fart
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