Advice needed....

phlogiston

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You're all anonymous usernames on a random forum, but you're all anonymous usernames on random forum that I've come to know and trust. I like to think that you're my friends.

I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
 
I thought it strange because a) I never knew Phloggy was actually married in the bothered-to-tie-the-knot sense (then again, maybe I just forgot) and b), I never knew he owned a Harley (then again, maybe I just forgot).
 
What's the go with the vinegar? I've got a story involving vinegar and a teenaged girl, but I'm not sure that I should tell it.

And yeah, Triumph gets another vote from here.