ahem, a POLL: ARE YOU BLOWING IT

are you blowing it?

  • f yea

    Votes: 8 53.3%
  • f no

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • (no)

    Votes: 1 6.7%
  • do bats have bellybuttons?

    Votes: 2 13.3%
  • who?

    Votes: 2 13.3%
  • um

    Votes: 2 13.3%

  • Total voters
    15
i voted 'obviously'.

and bats are mammals. thus, they should have belly buttons. there was a bat trapped in my basment once. thank-you.
 
One of the earliest questions young children ask is why they have belly buttons. This book explains how belly buttons connect people to the group of animals called mammals. Every mammal, from the gigantic blue whale to the tiny bumblebee bat, has a belly button. It marks the place where a mammal was connected to its mother before birth.
 
like getting caught in quicksand but you don't drown, and any attempt to get out is met with a humiliating whiffle bat smack to the head. by a mechanical arm that i made, myself.
 
sorry, i totally got sucked into the vortex of the word 'bellybutton' and voted for that one before i actually even read all the answers. i'm more attracted to glitter and flashing lights rather than actual reading comprehension.