Alexi Did What?!?

[GrimReaper666]

Dude, read it. It's not about my obsession with Alexi. It's important. Just becuz i like Alexi doesn't mean he's the only person in the band i notice. I'm not mindless. When it comes to the music, i notice all of them and like them equally...well maybe Alexi a little more, but yeah.

 

[Hatebreeder]

I can love all of them and fangirlize over Alexi at the same time.

But why? What can't you be a fangirl of God or something? Come on, He's SOOOO much cooler than Alexi; He's omnipotent, omniscient, all-knowing, and He kicks even the greatest guitar player's ass. He makes Yngwie Malmsteen look like Johnny Ramone.

 

[xshadowsoulsx]

God is the man, he can do what ever he wants

 

[GrimReaper666]

Hell NO...FUCK NO! God sux! Satan's better! Anyway, Alexi better than god. He IS the guitar god.

 

[Hatebreeder]

You'd better watch it, or God's gonna smite you...and he can write music that even Alexi has never dreamed of!

 

[xshadowsoulsx]

hahaha, he can make music that everybody loves

 

[Hatebreeder]

He plays "in tongues" so everyone hears their favorite music no matter what he's playing.

 

[Sock puppet]

Hell NO...FUCK NO! God sux! Satan's better! Anyway, Alexi better than god. He IS the guitar god.

Haha, you're gonna be damned

 

[-[chop]-]

^Why is GrimReaper in your sig mate?

 

[Sock puppet]

hahaha, she needed punishing

 

[GrimReaper666]

Alexi makes better music than god. I bet god can't play the guitar like Alexi. And Satan's the one that makes all the black metal..not god. Sometimes black metal is so extreme, Satan himself can't handle it.

 

[Sock puppet]

Alexi makes better music than god. I bet god can't play the guitar like Alexi. And Satan's the one that makes all the black metal..not god. Sometimes black metal is so extreme, Satan himself can't handle it.

You're making me wonder if you even have a soul. Okay, I'm not the religious type but wow, Satan didn't create black metal -.-

 

[xshadowsoulsx]

Alexi makes better music than god. I bet god can't play the guitar like Alexi. And Satan's the one that makes all the black metal..not god. Sometimes black metal is so extreme, Satan himself can't handle it.

god created the guitar

 

[<-Warheart->]

Alexi makes better music than god. I bet god can't play the guitar like Alexi. And Satan's the one that makes all the black metal..not god. Sometimes black metal is so extreme, Satan himself can't handle it.

Do you think Alexi is the best guitar player in the world, eva?

 

[Earth Breather]

Alexi makes better music than god. I bet god can't play the guitar like Alexi. And Satan's the one that makes all the black metal..not god. Sometimes black metal is so extreme, Satan himself can't handle it.

You better be joking.

 

[GrimReaper666]

^Ummmm....sadly no. I can't choose "the best guitarist ever." There are too many guitarists out there that have a lot of skill too. All guitarists have their own and unique style. Alexi's one of them too. I'v never heard any guitarist that has such melody.

Satan didn't create black metal. I'm saying he's the one that made the people that made black metal. Kinda like the devil's children. I'm not a Satan of god believer. I'm an atheist.

 

[Sock puppet]

^Ummmm....sadly no. I can't choose "the best guitarist ever." There are too many guitarists out there that have a lot of skill too. All guitarists have their own and unique style. Alexi's one of them too. I'v never heard any guitarist that has such melody.

Satan didn't create black metal. I'm saying he's the one that made the people that made black metal. Kinda like the devil's children. I'm not a Satan of god believer. I'm an atheist.

I wouldn't say they're the devil's children but instead, have they're own style of music that they like

 

[GrimReaper666]

Then why do they worship Satan like hell? They even burn down churches.

 

[Hatebreeder]

Then why do they worship Satan like hell? They even burn down churches.

They burn down churches because they believe Christianity forced itself upon Norway and they have to return to their Nordic roots. And what's really ironic is that Satan is part of the Christian faith. And besides, the strongest believer in God IS Satan. God's the one that kicked his sorry ass outta heaven. You don't forget shit like that very easily.

 

[xshadowsoulsx]

yeah, back awhile ago, some band members were burning down churches in Norway