Alexi's new ESP?

[-Gavin-]

.......No shit, you stupid fuck.




I use the JCF online generator to design myself guitars of other manufacturers.... Iäm not defending this pseudo-laiho's design.. I'm just telling this fanny joonas that he should shut the fuck up.

 

[Justinschut]

Ok, anyway... besides all the stupid obviously crap bullshit..

There probably isn´t an interview or anything that gives a sort of dat when we could expect the new guitar ? I think it won´t be don till at least next year...

 

[bobvex]

If he makes it scythe shaped, i'll kill myself.

 

[Noble Viking]

^ He already has one guitar with the Scythe inlays right?

 

[Justinschut]

I hope it won´t turn out like Dave Mustaine´s Axxion :S that´s waaaaay worse than a scythe shape

 

[Missiles]

Close sources to the band have told me that it will be fork shaped.

 

[Hrafn]

 

[bobvex]

^ He already has one guitar with the Scythe inlays right?

Yeah but i harly notice it, but if he has a giant scythe shaped guitars, find yourselves a new moderator.

 

[-Gavin-]

find yourselves a new moderator.

I'll do it.

Please god, grant me mod powers here for a day.

 

[Lanterns]

Maybe it'll be a wangcaster?

 

[Thanatopsis]

ha, he should make the headstock a scytheblade

 

[(__Joonas__)]

.......No shit, you stupid fuck.

I use the JCF online generator to design myself guitars of other manufacturers.... Iäm not defending this pseudo-laiho's design.. I'm just telling this fanny joonas that he should shut the fuck up.

I don't care if you make guitar strings out of your penis hair, you're one dick eating rebel kid, if you'd show your face around I'd make you suck someone's dick.

 

[-Gavin-]

.......Around where?

 

[(__Joonas__)]

I give you an advice: never suck a dick larger than your head. I tried it once and i nearly died when all the cum shot down my throat.

 

[-Gavin-]

I give you an advice: never fuck around with people you do not know. I can also give you my address if you're heading to Finland, fucking assrapest.

hahaha, why do i get deja vu here? Why is it, all the newbies start to threaten me... End up getting owned tenfold then never showing up on the forum again?

 

[KRrEeTaItRoErDuk]

Joonas, you make the gayest of posts.

 

[(__Joonas__)]

hahaha, why do i get deja vu here? Why is it, all the newbies start to threaten me... End up getting owned tenfold then never showing up on the forum again?

Maybe because you fucking assrape them, haha..

 

[bobvex]

It's the same thing with me, just that it's not a website forum I have respect at but a dojo.. next time I get something wrong just correct me politely and don't go fucking ass retard.. or I'll ruin your 'reputation' here until I'm coming to Scotland.

stop... now.

 

[-Gavin-]

It's the same thing with me, just that it's not a website forum I have respect at but a dojo.. next time I get something wrong just correct me politely and don't go fucking ass retard.. or I'll ruin your 'reputation' here until I'm coming to Scotland.

That'll be great, you can then meet my family and i can introduce them to the cutest and most cuddly angry-fanboy i've ever met


Dude, i don't want your respect, nor do i have a reputation here besides one as a "dickhead", and don't threaten me with karate, it's a fucking internet forum

 

[Enemy242]

oh yay forum war! :hotjump: