Alexi's new ESP?

[Ralf]

or I'll ruin your 'reputation' here until I'm coming to Scotland.

that's never gonna happen, you're just noob. Don't fuck with the elite

 

[Hylian]

I give you an advice: never suck a dick larger than your head. I tried it once and i nearly died when all the cum shot down my throat.
Last edited by bobvex : Today at 10:22 PM.

I fucking love you bobvex!
Hahaha!

 

[Ralf]

LEGEND!

 

[Lanterns]

Close sources to the band have told me that [Allu's new axe] will be fork shaped.

...with spork-shaped inlays.

And as for teh whole Gavin vs Joonas thingy: *grabs popcorn*

 

[(__Joonas__)]

That'll be great, you can then meet my family and i can introduce them to the cutest and most cuddly angry-fanboy i've ever met


Dude, i don't want your respect, nor do i have a reputation here besides one as a "dickhead", and don't threaten me with karate, it's a fucking internet forum

Cool, so I'll just start calling you dickhead until I visit you and your family and show some bruce lee shit.

 

[-Gavin-]

"I don't wanna see any of that jackie chan bollocks"

 

[Ralf]

"I want some windmilling in! If you got a set of keys on you, stick them in your hand and make them counts!"

 

[LedByTheReaper]

I wouldnt go and see Gavin, he'll take the enchanted sword of his arse and lay some power metal down on your pwned ass...

Yours Sincerly, Gavins Bitch

 

[DeathPact]

hahaha, why do i get deja vu here? Why is it, all the newbies start to threaten me... End up getting owned tenfold then never showing up on the forum again?

im gay.

 

[(__Joonas__)]

[Editing this shit so no-one gets to know about this..] so enjoy your assfucking, at least you don't get any offspring that way.

 

[KRrEeTaItRoErDuk]

 

[-Gavin-]

Yeah, but I'm a bit stressed right now because in just 8 hours I'll find out if I'm becoming a daddy.. so enjoy your assfucking, at least you don't get any offspring that way.

Forum shit aside: congratulations dude. (Providing you want it)


Forum shit included: just stop it dude.

 

[(__Joonas__)]

Funny how some people are afraid of not having a baby.. for us it would be a nightmare come true, so no we don't want it, I'd be a dead man..

 

[bobvex]

every one stop being gay here...

 

[-Gavin-]

Funny how some people are afraid of not having a baby.. for us it would be a nightmare come true, so no we don't want it, I'd be a dead man..

Damn man, how come it's an 8hour wait?

 

[TheTechnogoat]

it couldnt be that rhoads shape cause Alexi said it would be a completely different design. i dunno, if it sucks ill kill myself. what the fuck is wrong with the ESP AL?

 

[(__Joonas__)]

Damn man, how come it's an 8hour wait?

Because my prettier half had a test this morning and it was negative, has been the last three times the test was needed for ensurance.. blah.. :Spin:

 

[Ralf]

if it sucks ill kill myself.

You should rather kill yourself for that comment...

 

[-Gavin-]

Because my prettier half had a test this morning and it was negative, has been the last three times the test was needed for ensurance.. blah.. :Spin:

Good stuff.

 

[slaesh]

Funny how some people are afraid of not having a baby.. for us it would be a nightmare come true, so no we don't want it, I'd be a dead man..

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