An iPod, 5 band discographies, an island, 8 cheeseburgers

[Bruticus]

If you were stranded on an island and all you had with you was your early 2000's ipod but you only had 5 metal band discographies on there. Which ones would you wish you had the most ? Which 5 bands are that essential to you that you'd have to listen to their shit for the rest. of. Your. LIFE. (or, you know, one day until you get rescued casually).
The cheeseburgers are just there, don't worry about them too much.

 

[Slammed]

It wont matter what collections you have it's an iPod the battery will be flat in an hour and your little fantasy hasn't allowed for a power/charge source.

 

[Bruticus]

It wont matter what collections you have it's an iPod the battery will be flat in an hour and your little fantasy hasn't allowed for a power/charge source.

It's charged to max and you've got a few days to listen to 5 band discographies, (between the wanks and contemplation of the deep self).

 

[Slammed]

Why can you only listen to the music between wanks?

 

[CiG]

If you were stranded on an island and all you had with you was your early 2000's ipod but you only had 5 metal band discographies on there. Which ones would you wish you had the most ? Which 5 bands are that essential to you that you'd have to listen to their shit for the rest. of. Your. LIFE. (or, you know, one day until you get rescued casually).
The cheeseburgers are just there, don't worry about them too much.

 

[Onder]

First thing I would make is a charging tool that would convert wanking energy to electricity and transmit it to the iPod. After rescue I would patent it as The Wankcharger.

 

[Slammed]

You would be a millionaire!

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

 

[The Ozzman]

STD stands for 'Stop Typing, Dumbass'

 

[mutantllama]

If you were stranded on an island and all you had with you was your early 2000's ipod but you only had 5 metal band discographies on there. Which ones would you wish you had the most ? Which 5 bands are that essential to you that you'd have to listen to their shit for the rest. of. Your. LIFE. (or, you know, one day until you get rescued casually).
The cheeseburgers are just there, don't worry about them too much.

What kind of videos of you sucking dick do you have on your ipod when you live on faggot island.

 

[PrincessHades]