Animals

[toolsofthetrade]

no they only have square elephants in Turkey

 

[snow2fall]

Elephants often spray themselves with water, or roll in the mud or dust for protection from sun and biting insects.

http://www.sandiegozoo.org/animalbytes/t-elephant.html

 

[Gronke]

Gronke's elefantasy

Now as you say it it does sound weird

Oh yes, maybe I'll even write a song about it... will you weep?

 

[Gronke]

Thanks for the back up, Tools&snow2fall!! *ehues*

 

[Maqus]

 

[Maqus]

Oh yes, maybe I'll even write a song about it... will you weep?

yes, crocodile tears

 

[Gronke]

Was that an ink-test?

 

[Gronke]

yes, crocodile tears

This is getting better and better *crosses fingers*

 

[Maqus]

Is it true that alligators don't attack on the ground, only in water?

 

[Don Corleone]

Thanks for the back up, Tools&snow2fall!! *ehues*

gee mate chill, please dont shoot me hahahha christ

i think we have different ideas of rolling. an elephant cannot get back up once they stumble on their side...a prisoner of its weight. elephants only kneel down (to sleep too and probably thats how they roll in mud, too.). simple physics. whats so hard about it? it's just an interesting fact.

 

[Bambi]

elephants cant jump either, so if one attacks you just climb over a fence.

 

[Bambi]

also crocodiles are suprisingly fast on land but cannot change direction quickly so running in a zig zag pattern can help to evade them if you are attacjed. Unfortunately this wont work on tigers and other big cats

 

[snow2fall]

elephants cant jump either, so if one attacks you just climb over a fence.

Thanks for the useful advice.

 

[zupi_clone]

Did you know that when this bird is laid on its back it can't move and can't get up? It'd even die right on the spot where it lies.

lazy fucking bird, get the fuck up off your back!

 

[snow2fall]

i think we have different ideas of rolling.

rock'n'roll elephant

 

[toolsofthetrade]

elephants cant jump either, so if one attacks you just climb over a fence.

what kind of fence?

 

[Bastet]

i'd say a solid one

 

[Bambi]

what kind of fence?

vun wit ein sense of humour??

 

[toolsofthetrade]

yeah, this forum really gets me going for that

 

[Gronke]

gee mate chill, please dont shoot me hahahha christ

i think we have different ideas of rolling. an elephant cannot get back up once they stumble on their side...a prisoner of its weight. elephants only kneel down (to sleep too and probably thats how they roll in mud, too.). simple physics. whats so hard about it? it's just an interesting fact.

You show sign of humour - good.