WhiteBeastofWotan
Apostitutes!
Who would you rather have sex with: The corpse of Marilyn Monroe (lets say before major decomposition set in), or Johnny Depp?
Ask Shpongled anything!
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Hmm... fuck this is tough... I have no necrophiliac tendencies, nor any gay tendencies. I"ll have to examine the pros and cons of both very closely and get back to you later.
Captain Beard
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He put it in the dinner thread. Do you even read half the forum?!
Instead of that being my question, I ask this instead: Did you look at your asshole in the mirror today?
Instead of that being my question, I ask this instead: Did you look at your asshole in the mirror today?
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I definitely don't read every thread and sometimes I"ll read one once and never go back to it. I haven't looked at the dinner pics thread yet today but now I know what I am doing next.
2nd question... not today but last night I did.
neal
wizard in black
well, if you go by the theory that "when you have sex with someone, you're having sex with everyone theyve ever been with" youd have to go with johnny becuase he's always banging the hottest broads around. youd only want to go with dead marilyn monroe if you're some kind of big kenedy or kissinger fan.
dreaming neon darkspot
natures' retard
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Cigarettes.
I've also got a bad habit of keeping my fingernails as short as possible. I bit them when I was a kid but I gave that up mainly because it hurt my teeth when I did it haha. It'll still clip em though if there's anything to be clipped off. I would literally have to grab someone hard and dig m y fingers in before I could scratch them... I really keep them short. I wish this behavior didn't exist and I'm always trying to keep myself from doing it but I can't. I don't know if it's a nervous habit or what but it sucks.
edit: actually I just tried scratching myself and I guess I can do it easier than I thought. It still doesn't hurt or dig into my flesh though.
I've also got a bad habit of keeping my fingernails as short as possible. I bit them when I was a kid but I gave that up mainly because it hurt my teeth when I did it haha. It'll still clip em though if there's anything to be clipped off. I would literally have to grab someone hard and dig m y fingers in before I could scratch them... I really keep them short. I wish this behavior didn't exist and I'm always trying to keep myself from doing it but I can't. I don't know if it's a nervous habit or what but it sucks.
edit: actually I just tried scratching myself and I guess I can do it easier than I thought. It still doesn't hurt or dig into my flesh though.
Super Mahrio
Deeply Horrible Person
Ok Kev, i got one for ya!
Since you grew up in the Seattle region...were you or were you not a hardcore grunger?
Since you grew up in the Seattle region...were you or were you not a hardcore grunger?
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I was not. Oddly enough I never cared much for any of the big grunge era bands until they were all gone. I was too busy listening to my Metallica and Pantera records. The grunge stuff didn't bother me but it just wasn't heavy enough. And as you can imagine they all got completely played out on the radio here back then. It wasn't until later that I discovered a lot of those bands were way better than the songs you heard on the radio.
dreaming neon darkspot
natures' retard
alice in chains <3
oddly enough, i was listening to a soundgarden cd in the car today. superunknown <3
oddly enough, i was listening to a soundgarden cd in the car today. superunknown <3
Battle.Angel
Running after the rain
There's a park on Queen Anne, I can't remember the name of it, but some of the best Seattle skyline pics I've ever seen came from that spot. There's not much water though, it's to the right of where you'd be looking at the Space Needle so it may not be the best for sunsets, but on a nice day as the sun if going down it reflects amazingly off the downtown buildings. The Space Needle will be the focal point of the pics with the skyscrapers behind it. Awesome place, I'll try to remember the name but it's not hard to find if you just drive around. It's in the residential part of Queen Anne.
I've never tried to get sunset pics with the needle in the foreground because A) I've never thought to try that and B) now that I am, I think it'd be really difficult because of all the hills and stuff. But part of the fun is finding the perfect spots, so give it a go and then tell me your secrets afterwards
nah.. that's kerry park view point. that's where 90% of all seattle skyline postcard pictures are taken. I thought you knew maybe another good place, because I'm constantly looking for good places.. I actually know a place, where you have a nice view, but I haven't been there during sunset yet.. >.< However.. I gotta go there for the next good sunset ^.^
Super Mahrio
Deeply Horrible Person
derek
Grey Eminence
derek
Grey Eminence
azal
love is the answer
the only potential weird living situation would be living with a girl that wasn't your girlfriend.
I would constantly worry about taking smelly, offensive shits and would not be able to touch my dick all day.
I would constantly worry about taking smelly, offensive shits and would not be able to touch my dick all day.
