Ask Shpongled anything!

[El Stormo]

Ja, maar niet goed voor de rest van ons, want het trekt op niks. Quit being faggots.

 

[Malergion]

Somebody's emo, and I doubt it's Eric.

 

[Black Core]

What? God damn, keep talking in flemish, it makes more sense to me.

I wasn't talking to you :Smug:

@El Stormo: mijn excuses
van waar ben jij trouwens ergens?

 

[El Stormo]

Leuven. But let's not speak our language. I don't want the board members thinking I'm insulting them behind their backs.

Not when I should be insulting them to their face!

 

[Black Core]

^+1

I was planning on going to school in leuven but I ended up in Geel

 

[Malergion]

I want my waffles.

 

[Liverslapper]

WAFFLES!!!!

 

[EricT]

Insulting us with your giant waffles.

Fuck, I wanna Belgian Waffle now. Ship me out one!

Or wait.

Hey Kevin: Can you make a Belgian Waffle, and send it to me? Or atleast save it in an airsealed chamber till the next time I'm in Seattle? With an Omelet?

 

[Captain Beard]

WAFFLES AND BEER?!

 

[Karmic]

lol plagiarizing? you obviously stole your horse avatar from

Which brings me to my question, Kevin.

Will resistance only make my penis harder?

 

[Liverslapper]

I think Kevin said fuck this and left.

 

[Shpongled]

hey Fagz... take your stupid internet shit elsewhere. I've got questions to answer.

Seriously...

 

[Shpongled]

I think Kevin said fuck this and left.

Yeah if this goes on any longer I'm letting this thread die.

 

[Liverslapper]

this thread is already dead



RIP

2:13pm - 3:16pm

 

[Karmic]

nooo, I HAVE QUESTIONS UNANSWERED

 

[Shpongled]

how many milfs have you had sex with?

I actually lost my virginity to a milf. So far, she's been the only one.

Who shot J.R.?

Kristin. One of my earliest childhood memories involves watching that show in the dark with my mom and sister on weekends. I think I was probably 4.

what does blue smell like?

Blue is a color, not a material object, therefore it does not smell.

How many environmentalists does it take to hold up a falling redwood?

Well, a redwood weighs approximately 3 pounds per board foot and they can grow to approximately 280 feet, so doing the math, that comes out to 840 pounds. Now, a board foot is obviously doesn't include branches and bark and everything else, so I'd say the actual weight of the tree is much more. I'd say about 223 people could hold the tree off the ground. To hold it straight up would require far fewer people.

if a person with split personality is gonna kill him/herself, would that be a hostage situation?

No, because a personality is not a sentient being.

Two jews walk into a bar. What do they do to ensure the joke doesn't fail?

Convince someone else to pay their tab.

WHY AM I SO BALD?

Genetics?

Hey Kev, least fav minority?

Little people. Why do they think they're equal?! LOOK AT THEM!!!!

Kevin: Can you make a Belgian Waffle, and send it to me? Or atleast save it in an airsealed chamber till the next time I'm in Seattle? With an Omelet?

I've never made a Belgian Waffle before. When you come to Seattle again I'll make you a fresh omelette, just like Karen.

Will resistance only make my penis harder?

Survey says YES!

 

[Captain Beard]

I have them too!

 

[Shpongled]

answers.

 

[Karmic]

what kinds of radiation are the most healthy and most unhealthy?

 

[Captain Beard]

If falling bird shit reaches an unaided speed of 140 MPH, how will you feel if it lands in your mouth?