Ask Shpongled anything!

[Shpongled]

what kinds of radiation are the most healthy and most unhealthy?

Radiotherapy has been known to cure cancer by damaging DNA cells with photon beams.

Radio frequencies from cell phones and microwaves has shown to potentially cause cancer.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

lol, actually I don't even listen to COB that much as I used to, they're not even in my top last fm list anywhere. I just hang out in COBOT to have a good laugh and cuz MIMA is there

old stuff = good
new stuff = shitty piss-drunk adolecent metalcore.

 

[Shpongled]

If falling bird shit reaches an unaided speed of 140 MPH, how will you feel if it lands in your mouth?

Really shitty.

 

[Captain Beard]

Radio frequencies from cell phones and microwaves has shown to potentially cause cancer.

The studies are inconclusive.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

Radiotherapy has been known to cure cancer by damaging DNA cells with photon beams.

Radio frequencies from cell phones and microwaves has shown to potentially cause cancer.

does popcorn really cause testicular cancer?

 

[Malergion]

Select again.

 

[Shpongled]

Select again.

I'll take "no more hard questions" for $500, Alex.

 

[Captain Beard]

Why is John Cleese so awesome?

(Kevin, the key is to make shit up if you don't actually know. But to make it up in a way that it sounds intelligent.)

 

[Shpongled]

does popcorn really cause testicular cancer?

It might contribute to it, depending on the lifestyle of the person. Just like anything else might contribute to it. Does Mountain Dew really decrease your sperm count?

 

[Shpongled]

Why is John Cleese so awesome?

(Kevin, the key is to make shit up if you don't actually know. But to make it up in a way that it sounds intelligent.)

John Cleese is awesome because his name rules. Seriously. CLEEEEESE. It's fun to say.

(David... I know. I just wanted to respond to Alex.)

 

[Captain Beard]

So if Joseph the Jew has dystonia, akathesia, and tardive diskinesia, what is he displaying symptoms of and what class of drug causes this?

 

[Malergion]

So if Joseph the Jew has dystonia, akathesia, and tardive diskinesia, what is he displaying symptoms of and what class of drug causes this?

 

[Captain Beard]

Not quite correct, but, I'll allow it for the fact you referenced dyskinesias correctly.

 

[Malergion]

Wasn't an answer. Only Kevin may answer.

 

[Shpongled]

So if Joseph the Jew has dystonia, akathesia, and tardive diskinesia, what is he displaying symptoms of and what class of drug causes this?

Sounds like Joseph the Jew is a retard that took too many antipsychotics.

 

[Captain Beard]

I was hoping for a random answer. But yes. You went and researched!

Now, What do I hold in my right ear?

 

[Shpongled]

I was hoping for a random answer. But yes. You went and researched!

Now, What do I hold in my right ear?

Hehe if I can stand to actually learn something when my wit fails me, then a happy ending indeed

In your right ear is a fresh new hoop earring to proclaim your newly found homosexuality!

 

[Chromatose]

Kevin, did you know a new OTT album is being released?

 

[Shpongled]

Kevin, did you know a new OTT album is being released?

Yes and this perma boner has me light headed for the past 3 months!

 

[Captain Beard]

What is OTT? (still for Kevin)