Ask Shpongled anything!

[Dead_Lioness]

Kevin, favorite jeans brand?

 

[Shpongled]

and vice-versa there, good buddy

 

[Captain Beard]

WRONG! YOU WILL SEND IT TO NEAL FIRST!

Also, what vehicle do you drive?

 

[Malergion]

How is that a question, you impostor?

edit -- to Derick.

 

[Captain Beard]

Who are you talking to?

 

[incarnated-solvent-abuse]

I figured, since you said OH, but why oh why would ****** be on "THE LIST" ?

God only knows.

 

[Shpongled]

Kevin, favorite jeans brand?

No preference really. Most of the ones I have are Silvertabs. I prefer a narrow cut, but not too tight. I went through the baggy jean stage in high school.

I also enjoy Adio pants and shorts.

 

[Chromatose]

How many eggs make up a perfectly sized omelette????

 

[Shpongled]

Also, what vehicle do you drive?

I drive a 94 Ford Ranger with 210,000 miles on it. The damned thing runs like a champion. I've had it for close to 10 years and I've never had to do any major repairs on it. Change the oil, tune it up, and that's about it. I put a new clutch in it a couple years ago and the brakes get changes every couple years. Typical vehicle maintainence. It's the only vehicle I've ever had. I'll keep it until the wheels fall off and it can't move anymore.

Or until costs of repairs outweigh the value. Then I'll buy new. Another Ranger.

 

[Shpongled]

How many eggs make up a perfectly sized omelette????

4.

 

[Malergion]

Kevin, why do fools fall in love?

 

[Captain Beard]

What are the best ingredients for a NON marijuana ommelete?

 

[Shpongled]

Kevin, why do fools fall in love?

Everyone falls in love usually. Fools just fall in love with the wrong things and they're too stupid to realize it.

 

[Malergion]

The goat told me she loved me.

 

[Captain Beard]

(Kevin) So do you think Glenn loved the goat back?

 

[Malergion]

(3:07:49 PM) Malergion: Evergreen Inn has the best fucking omelettes I've ever had.
(3:08:14 PM) NoLordy: 4th time you've mentioned them

Evergreen Inn has the best omelettes I have ever had.

 

[Shpongled]

What are the best ingredients for a NON marijuana ommelete?

You must have missed the omelette conversation Karen and I just had in the parties suck thread.

You do have a point. Hot and fresh sounds much better

My omelette tastes vary depending on my mood and the ingredients of the last one I had, but if I could only have one omelette again for the rest of my life, it'd have bacon, mushrooms, olives, MOZZARELLA cheese and plenty of fresh ground pepper. I prefer them light and fluffy with the ingredients cooked in, rather than the egg circle folded over the top of the ingredients. That doesn't really seem like an omelette to me. I also like a minimal amount of said ingredients. I like my egg to ingredient ratio to be about 2/3 egg and 1/3 ingredients. Light and fluffy with no grease and crispy hashbrowns on the side!

damn... I'm fiending now.

 

[Chromatose]

You cook the bacon before adding to the omelette?

 

[Shpongled]

(Kevin) So do you think Glenn loved the goat back?

I think that answer is too obvious for me to acknowledge

 

[Shpongled]

You cook the bacon before adding to the omelette?

Yessir!