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Kevin, why is it that my penis is so large and my stamina allows me to go for longer periods of time that most?
And can you please expand on your tale of MILF? Pictures always help in the story telling.
And can you please expand on your tale of MILF? Pictures always help in the story telling.
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Dan, I'm not sure why your penis bears those particular traits, but I do know that if I were you, I surely wouldn't question it. Nor would I exploit the fact that I possess such traits in a manner that made it seem like I was putting myself above anyone else in an attempt to garner the interest of the female of our species. But that's just me
I can lightly expand on my my milf memory. I was in my late teens, she was in her early 20's. She was a friend of some of my friends. At this time I worked for Redline BMX and I was also a freestyle rider. Every so often I would go with members of the Redline freestyle team to various events around the Pacific Northwest where they'd perform. I wasn't part of the team, but I always took my bike and rode with them. Anyways a few days after one of these trips, I was riding with the guys around here when one of them mentioned a little trip to his buddies house the next weekend to ride his vert ramp. When we got there, the other dude's girlfriend had a friend with her. Long story short, this girl had seen pics of me riding with the other guys on the trip and wanted to meet me. So basically, we were set up together. It only worked for a little while but amongst the time it was working, virginity was lost. She had a (at the time) 3 year old daughter. I haven't talked to the girl for probably 8 years. She was pursuing an acting/filmmaking career and constantly talked about moving to Hollywood. I've never seen her name anywhere so I assume she hasn't accomplished that dream yet.
My mom really liked her and was bummed when it didn't work out.
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Chromatose
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how did you come up with the idea of this thread?
what kind of chicks to do you prefer? (physical description)
what kind of chicks to do you prefer? (physical description)
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Let's see.... back then she was 3, so she's probably 12 or 13 now.
I dunno... 5 or 6 more years?
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Last night I was pounding out your mom's kidshitter when she says "Kevin.. what's the deal with Corn Nuts? Is it a corn or is it a nut?" Since I knew the answer right off the bat, I figured I'd try my luck at answering other peoples' random questions. So, you can thank your mom for this thread.
I like chicks that aren't fat, don't hate other chicks (catty drama girls are the worst), don't require my constant attention 24 hours a day, and most importantly, she has to be able and willing to make an amazing omelette at any time of the day. Bonus points for being funny and actually enjoying the company of my friends.
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I think Kevin *is* a custom built robot.
Built by the Knight Foundation, makers of both good and evil cars.
Built by the Knight Foundation, makers of both good and evil cars.
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