Ask Shpongled anything!

[Shpongled]

Easy. A whale, because Gojira is playing here on Halloween. When I stage dive during their set, I'll be a flying whale. Har har har!

 

[Chromatose]

me love you long time

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Easy. A whale, because Gojira is playing here on Halloween. When I stage dive during their set, I'll be a flying whale. Har har har!

where on earth are you going to get a whale costume

 

[flying_whale]

Easy. A whale, because Gojira is playing here on Halloween. When I stage dive during their set, I'll be a flying whale. Har har har!

this is going to be amazing if you do it!

 

[Shpongled]

where on earth are you going to get a whale costume

They're like $900 though :\

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Those are photos of the costume, not coordinates that reveal the location on earth. WTF, MATE?

 

[Shpongled]

I'm still working on that part.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I'm going to work on being harvey birdman. Hopefully, with the help of photoshop, we can have an epic battle!

 

[Necromunchkin]

Sphongled: Shoudl I buy a blonde mullet wig and go as Brock Samson from the Venture Brothers as my halloween costume?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Sphongled: Shoudl I buy a blonde mullet wig and go as Brock Samson from the Venture Brothers as my halloween costume?

Only if you wear this and wield either a decapitated ninja or t-rex head!

 

[Shpongled]

Only if you wear this and wield either a decapitated ninja or t-rex head!

^

 

[El Stormo]

Fuck, I wanna Belgian Waffle now. Ship me out one!

It'll be cold by the time it gets there.

Nor would I exploit the fact that I possess such traits in a manner that made it seem like I was putting myself above anyone else in an attempt to garner the interest of the female of our species

Heh, exactly ^_^

What is it that kids find attractive about MTV fake-gangsta hip hop these days?

 

[lad]

Easy. A whale, because Gojira is playing here on Halloween. When I stage dive during their set, I'll be a flying whale. Har har har!

Ye'll FRY, surely??

 

[Shpongled]

Well I have the luxury of being able to keep the costume backstage and only putting it on when I'm ready to.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

kevin i actually tried looking at websites of costume rental places in seattle...couldn't find any whale costumes for rent, but i did find a SALMON!

http://www.amasquerade.com/costumes_animals.asp

sorry, i didn't axe a querstion

 

[Captain Beard]

I do! What do you think of Will's aneros and where it has been? BAHAHA!

 

[lad]

Well I have the luxury of being able to keep the costume backstage and only putting it on when I'm ready to.

Ah, shweet. But ye missed the glorious potential pun.

 

[Shpongled]

kevin i actually tried looking at websites of costume rental places in seattle...couldn't find any whale costumes for rent, but i did find a SALMON!

http://www.amasquerade.com/costumes_animals.asp

sorry, i didn't axe a querstion

Haha rad! That could possibly make for a good back up plan. I've done some small searches online too, to no avail. I found a costume shop really close my place the other day, so when I get some spare time I'm gonna cruise in and see what they've got. Also, I may be able to just rent one of the expensive ones. I need to make this happen!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

you need a whale costume fundraiser!

 

[Shpongled]

I do! What do you think of Will's aneros and where it has been? BAHAHA!

Wow. I'm not sure if I wanna go "there."

I think the Aneros is the one material object that's saving Will from the shame of admitting homosexuality. As long as that thing's around and people are content to believe he uses it and enjoys it (which I'm sure he does), they'll never never have reason to question his questionable sexuality.

I think both Will and Laura are gay and they're dating each other as a front to cover themselves up!