Ask Shpongled anything!

[Captain Beard]

So you think she's actually the giver then?

 

[Shpongled]

Ah, shweet. But ye missed the glorious potential pun.

haha yeah I guess I did. I've never thought to fry whale before. May experiment...

 

[Shpongled]

So you think she's actually the giver then?

They probably take turns.

 

[Malergion]

you need a whale costume fundraiser!

Save for the Whales.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Save for the Whales.

exactly

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I think both Will and Laura are gay and they're dating each other as a front to cover themselves up!

but that's what derick and i are doing

 

[Chromatose]

That explains your penis!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

That explains your penis!

and your vagina!

 

[Shpongled]

Fags.

 

[Captain Beard]

This is HOT.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

well we're actually gay for each other. i'm gay for his girliness and he's gay for my manliness. it works out well.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Brokeback Squidkins!

 

[Captain Beard]

Except we all find it sexy instead of hideously disgusting like the movie.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Well, yeah, that's a given.

 

[Captain Beard]

I don't think anyone can resist Cara's penis though. She's raped half the board.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i still have eight vaginas though

 

[Captain Beard]

You know, I've been meaning to ask about that, Where do you fit them all?

 

[Lord Foul]

I would assume she has a single external vulva that divides into 8 separate vaginas internally. There is precedent for this in the marsupial world.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

You know, I've been meaning to ask about that, Where do you fit them all?

 

[Captain Beard]

Wow, super-compacted organs. What if 8 babies are conceived? Insanity!

And thank you for that drawn diagram Cara, I'll take it to heart.



PS: Wipe your butt.