Assholes at work

Ugh. I feel your pain dude. I seriously hide in my office for all the clique-bullshit, soap opera madness that goes on about here.

Six-way love triangle? Don't you mean a mad-whore sexagon?
 
I don't even know where to fucking begin with this question.


My staff sgt fucked more then half my section out of leave, so now they can't go home before they go to war.

In Iraq some fucking Liutenant dropped a magazine in a firefight, got back in the humvee and told one of my bros to get out (in the middle of the fight) and get it for him. Fucking officers.
 
Ugh. I feel your pain dude. I seriously hide in my office for all the clique-bullshit, soap opera madness that goes on about here

God damn I wish I had an office. I work as a dispatcher, presiding over a cadre of negars as black as the night is uncertain.


8 hours of spiel slanderously hashed. 8 hours of incompetence boastfully being displayed. 8 hours of negardom augustly flaunted. 8 hours of lustful glances exchanged in ping-pong fashion between corpulent ill-breeds. FUCK. Not to toot my own horn, but I'm over qualified for this shit. My Supervisor got on my ass because my "reports" are written in a verbosely grandiose manner. He literally edits my reports because he said that if any of the shit had to be presented in court the jurors would not understand a word of it. We're not talking about archaic language here. I'm talking about such pedestrian terminology as "dissipated". Good Fucking Christ, I weep for this flat shaped world.
 
I've been doing twelve's for the past week and a half and my overall mental health is being adversely affected.. In recent weeks I've lost complete respect for co-workers who I once found amiable, co-workers who I would deem acquaintances, even refer to as "friends" to other social circles. Today there's not a soul among them who I look upon favorably. Give me wigger lesbians any day!! These vunts have a passion for drama unlike which I have ever seen. The other day my co-worker with a shit faced grin on his face says to me, "That's the janitor; he's the one who is messing around with our Supervisor's wife!” I incredulously retort, "What proof is there to it all?" The lad then goes off on me, saying that he seen the misses give him the stink eye and "close talk" with the janitor near the foot of her vehicle. I roll my eyes at such a notion, and the conversation gets parlayed in to another slanderous topic involving one of the supervisors stealing a half broken cell phone from the property vaults. I tell him that with in the sphere of human reason it is illogical that a man who makes 75k a year risk his ass for a phone that is worth no more than 30 farthings. He then by all estimation of my perception trumps up an account in which he witnessed the man doing this particular offense several moons ago. This was simply a fallacy to cover up the fact that he believed such a rumor hook line and sinker. His tone spiked several times to which I would have responded with a back hand in kind had we been in any other environment. However, being the calm, cool, and collective individual that you all know me for, kept my emotions submerged like a true paragon of virtue. The vunt apologized two days later saying he wasn't able to sleep due to his uncharacteristic outburst.

Fuck this place!!
 
My bosses are such pushovers. I've learned that they need me way more than I need them, so as long as I work my ass off (which I always do) I can get away with murder and nothing is likely to come of it.

Case in point: I worked two long days last week (Thursday/Friday) and I was pretty fucking mad about it because who wants to work for 11 hours on a Friday? So then for the remaining three days of the week (Saturday through Monday for the calendarily challeneged) I just blew through my work day like crazy and finished in 4-5 hours each day and just fucked off without a word. Fuck em.


Pretty reasonable or no?
 
I love the double standard with regards to swearing at work.

I swear at our customers, but if they swear at me I can leave their place of business (without finishing whatever remaining work there is to do), report them, and not get in any shit for it at all.

Which is good, 'cause I don't take no guff from those swine.
 
:lol:

I'd love that when I was in a bad mood. I get very idealistic & am quick to anger if things aren't the way I percieve that they should be.

I've totally lost it on people I never met before, then gone and explained later and been totally cool with them after.

Down side is I have no authority over anyone so that kind of limits my options.
 
My bosses are such pushovers. I've learned that they need me way more than I need them, so as long as I work my ass off (which I always do) I can get away with murder and nothing is likely to come of it.

I had that to some extent at the fish plant and the grocery store... except in both places the management (or store manager) would never know that, just my direct bosses. It was cool, though not quite as crazy as yours.

As far as women bosses... mine is cool all the time, a little crazy, but in a funny way. I've heard women bosses treat other women like shit... any truth there neurotica?
 
I work almost entirely solo. My boss calls alot on the work mobile but I just ignore him. I like this job.