Let's hear your stories about idiots you have to deal with at work.
Here is mine:
There is this obnoxious, shit-brained jackass that I am forced to work next to. For one thing he is a jabberjaw, he won't shut the fuck up. He excessively talks about things noboby is even remotely interested in. More than once I've come close to offering 50 cents to him and saying "Look, here's two quarters. Go find a pay phone and call somebody who gives a shit."
He is also a weasel. Meaning if any task comes up that has any degree of difficulty he will come up with some lame, pathetic excuse not to do it. He often pawns it off on someone else...usually me.
He's a slob, too. He'll wear the same shirt two days in a row. Sometimes he has a B.O. problem, especially during the Summer.
I sometimes refer to him as "The Donut Hobbit" because whenever someone brings in Donuts he'll drop whatever he is doing go get some/devour more than one. It shows on him. He has quite a paunch. I say Hobbit because he is about 5' 5".
Oh, and sometimes out of the blue I'll hear him blurt out "Hee-Haw!" A while back I asked him why he does that and he replied "I like donkeys." I don't think that's the sort of thing one should be telling people. Sometime back he was "Hee-Haw"ing almost constantly so I finally got fed up with it and said to him "Do you do that in front of your kids, too?" to which he shot back "That's none of your business!" so I replied "I'll take that as a yes."
And one more thing which is probably worst of all, He is a rat-fink. He snitched to the boss on two (former) co-workers of mine who were also good friends of mine. I'll leave out the details of this incident but as a result they ended up leaving (voluntarily, they were not fired) a few months later. I was not involved in this incident but I had known about it. He also threatened to tell on me if I did anything like that. I said to him that nobody likes a rat-fink. Well we exchanged a few unkind words to each other and so I ended it by walking away and simply calling him a "fucking PRICK!" This incident happened more than three years ago and I won't ever forget about it. One thing's for sure if we were in prison and he tattled on someone like that he'd wind up getting shanked. Or in grade school he would get beat up during recess.
So to sum up, if we were on 'Survivor', the "Donut Hobbit" would be getting my vote. But not before stuffing a coconut in his mouth. I'll bet the whole tribe, as well as the opposing tribe, would join in.
One of the supervisors down at my trabajo has a tendency to open his mouth and stare in greeting. It's one of the most odd-ballest things I have ever seen. 
