At the end of the day...

[tagradh]

Holy fuck.

Threads like this make me feel like I must be the most awesome person ever or something.

 

[CF87]

It doesn't matter that I like younger girls, that mah girl lives in Canada, that I met her through friends I met on Gaia Online, or that she is 17, what matters is that I can get sex, and half of you can't.



Have a nice day.

You care to much what people think especially being this is the internet. You're obviously not getting any.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

God dammit, why does this thread still exist.

 

[MasterOLightning]

We were waiting for The Greys, but his post disappointed.

 

[Mort Divine]

You care to much what people think especially being this is the internet. You're obviously not getting any.

really i don't give a shit about what any of y ou people think here, i was just having a bit of a playful jab at the board and all of a sudden it gets morphed into this massive overread into monster

 

[MasterOLightning]

But contrary to popular belief, most of the people here are not virgins, and we don't give a fuck whether you get laid or not. In fact, most of us go about our business without posting about it to strangers online. So it's rather presumptuous to create a thread about it and act like you're the innocent victim here. If you didn't want this, you should have kept your mouth shut.

 

[Vimana]

Now we will proceed to barrage you with insults directed at your online relationship.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I love the internet.

 

[Vimana]

If it wasn't for the internet I don't know what I would do with myself these fucked up times I wake up at 5 in the morning.

 

[mutantllama]

If it weren't for the internet, I would be homeless.

 

[False Joe]

If it weren't for the internet i wouldn't fap half as much as i do

 

[Vimana]

If it weren't for the internet I wouldn't know what fapping is.

 

[Ross]

of it weren't for the internet i would be flat broke
online poker ftw

 

[whiskey funeral]

really i don't give a shit about what any of y ou people think here, i was just having a bit of a playful jab at the board and all of a sudden it gets morphed into this massive overread into monster

I don't think anyone took your original post seriously. People here aren't that stupid...hopefully.

 

[Ender Rises]

You're giving us way too much credit Whiskey.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Hey, I was just trying to be nice for once.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I've been asked out by two girls, said no each time and I've asked two girls out who both said no. I say I break even.

What's bothering me is, any woman with a sex drive as almighty as mine is likely to be lining her pockets off of it.

 

[cookiecutter]

Why did you say no?

 

[SentinelSlain]

The first one wasn't my type the second time I'd had a bit to drink and that makes me so cocky it's unreal so I just being a dick for the fun of it basically.

 

[CF87]

15 and already turning down the opposite sex. You fucking chick magnet stud you.

You must be getting a lot of pussy!!!