At the end of the day...

[The Ozzman]

It would have to be stickied for eternity

 

[False Joe]

I'd make sticky over it.

 

[Hippy Dippy Weatherman]

It doesn't matter that I like younger girls, that mah girl lives in Canada, that I met her through friends I met on Gaia Online, or that she is 17, what matters is that I can get sex, and half of you can't.



Have a nice day.

Gaia online is a damn well terrible site.

 

[Deicidal]

what matters is that I can get sex, and half of you can't.



Have a nice day.

I love how these "tough" guys think chasing pussy is the most important thing in the world, and getting some once or twice makes them true men all of a sudden.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Those two girls asked me two years ago. Since then... mhm nothing.

To tell you the truth I think left to my own devices (no college, having moved out) I'd pretty much be a recluse. It depends on how my grades turn out and if I can go through college again or not. You might not understand that.

 

[Vimana]

I could never be a recluse. Too fucking boring. And no pussy.

 

[no country for old wainds]

gross

 

[mutantllama]

Damnit, I was watching Seinfeld.

Damn some things never change.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

It doesn't matter that I like younger girls, that mah girl lives in Canada, that I met her through friends I met on Gaia Online, or that she is 17, what matters is that I can get sex, and half of you can't.



Have a nice day.

 

[Dak]

Back when Mort Divine ruled the world.....

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Someone cancel Mort pls

EDIT: Didn't realize/forgot that Mort and I were the same age. Thought he was a few years older than me. Bragging about fucking 17 year olds at age 18 is whatever

 

[Krow]

But did they have penis-in-vagina sex?

 

[no country for old wainds]

Someone cancel Mort pls

EDIT: Didn't realize/forgot that Mort and I were the same age. Thought he was a few years older than me. Bragging about fucking 17 year olds at age 18 is whatever

kidnapping and fucking a 17 year old, to be more precise

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

 

[CiG]

But did they have penis-in-vagina sex?

Probably not. His flex was hollow, she's asexual.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

the girls I've met on the internet have been far more awesome than those I've met IRL.

Lol, i'm sure they have.

Spoiler

 

[CiG]

Props to Mort though because I'm pretty sure he's still with her, and the few times I interacted with her years ago she was cool (cooler than him, more mature too). Clearly something worked.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Clearly something worked.

... yea, she snipped his balls off and keeps them in a jar right next to their bed ..... on her side obviously.

 

[CiG]

... yea, she snipped his balls off and keeps them in a jar right next to their bed ..... on her side obviously.

He wouldn't have used them much anyway.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

He wouldn't have used them much anyway.