ATT the dirty bastards who stole my car & Amp

[alpha666]

ok ..... this is an open letter to the dirty low life scum that stole
my car on sunday night!!! inside my car was my marshall 1960b cab and
my trace elliot 100w combo.
anyone who has seen Sweet Decay has seen my gear (and possibly my car, white fairmont geha early 90's model rego..
663 icv) the quad has the marshall logo ripped off the front of it and a sunk loto sticker on the back (don't laugh i bought it off thoes guys) the trace has a small paper sitcker with my name on it near the control panel and the covering is a little cut up along the bottom, there is also a bit of yellow tack on the top of the amp too (don't ask me why) if anyone see's my car or my gear please call me on 0421 008
088 and i, allong with some nasty scary types will arive and proceed
to dismantle the sorry bastard that stole my stuff (or whoever has
it, i don't care if you have just bought it off some dude in the
street i just don't give a shit, if you have my gear you are DEAD)
as you can see i am not at all happy so ..... any help would be much
appreciated.
all of this has happened on the gold coast so ... the stuff could be anywhere by now!
if my stuff is returned to me i will offer you a
reward and my undieing gratitude. keep your eyes peeled guys. i
will speak to you all soon!
J

 

[KoichCPA]

Why would anyone tell you where it is if you are only going to beat them up?

 

[Shadow298]

And why the hell do you think someone here stole your damn car?

We're metalheads with access to the internet, for Christ's sake! We have complete access to porn and metal, with most of us having insane ammounts of alcohol within at least stumbling distance of our chairs, so we don't need to go and steal someone else's car.

And more to the point: when has anyone ever heard of a "true" metalhead (over the age of 16) ever go out and steal a fucking car!
The only crimes we metalheads ever do is Drunk & Disorderly, Driving Whilst Under the Influence, random acts of violence against another person (who normally deserves it) and petty vandalising (usually against toilets or garbage bins).
I's don't think I's knows any true metalhead who has flogged a car since embracing the Path of Metal, so don't go blaming us.

Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack

 

[KoichCPA]

I admit it, it was me. I live at 15a Melba Street, Downer, ACT, 2602. Feel free to come around and beat me up. The only reason I stole it was because I wanted the sunk loto sticker and it wouldn't come off the amp. The amp was to heavy to carry back to Canberra so I stole you car as well.

 

[Arch]

No, it was me.

I live in Los, Angeles, California, USA. Throw your boomerangs at me. Give me your best shot.

 

[Shadow298]

Is this gonna descend into a "No, I'm Sparticus!" moment?
'Cause I's pretty sure Koich did do it!

 

[maiL huma]

Is this gonna descend into a "No, I'm Sparticus!" moment?

Nice one Pimp.

 

[DE]

I'd love to see Joshiewoos actually get his ass kicked for this.

 

[Shadow298]

I'd love to see Joshiewoos actually get his ass kicked for this.

Well, he just lives up the street from I, so for fifty bucks it can happen.
For One Hundred and a case of beer, I's will even put him in a dress -complete with make-up- and take photos before I's kicks his arse!
How's that for a deal?
Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack

 

[KoichCPA]

HA bitch, I have moved from that place. I now live in Kaleen, which is shitty.

 

[Shadow298]

HA bitch, I have moved from that place. I now live in Kaleen, which is shitty.

HA!
That won't stop I from kick yo arse!
But I's suppose living in Kaleen is punishment enough!

 

[KoichCPA]

Kaleen is fuckin boring.

The closest pub to my house is like 2km away

 

[Shadow298]

Kaleen is fuckin boring.

The closest pub to my house is like 2km away

Phfft!
It's further than that walking from The RockApe to my's place and I's walk that basically every weekend!
Fucking pussy! 2 K's too far to walk for a beer?! What's the mayyet, pretty boy?! Don't want to scuff up you nice little highheel shoes?! You make me sick, maggot! Now march down to tha pub and down come back until you've got some strangers underwear on your head and you're singing a Jimmy Barnes song!

 

[KoichCPA]

Well considering the rockape is like 400m from my old place, I have a right to bitch.

 

[DE]

I want to live in Koich's anus.

 

[Shadow298]

I want to live in Koich's anus.

Move to Milton Keyes.
Cloesest thing you've got to it over in England.