OK, John Cage wrote a piece of music called "ASLSP" (which somehow means "As Slow As Possible") that's supposed to take 639 years to perform, with a single chord banged out every year. A German town is playing it on an organ (certainly to draw tourists) and plans to be finished in 2640. The organizer said:
"I am 57 years old. I have to accept the distinct possibility that I shall die before the concert is over."
John Cage was the guy who did 4'33", a track of four minutes and thirty-three seconds of total silence, and his estate is now suing a British composer for coming out with a track that's one minute of silence. The lawsuit is not expected to go far, however, because the Brit has challenged Cage's people to identify which minute of Cage's work was the exact minute ripped off. Hee hee hee!