Awesomely Incredible Homer Simpson Quotes
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Dark One
The Tainted Dogma
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."
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Erik
New Metal Member
I SWEAR this thread was titled "Favorite Homer Simpsons Quotes?" just a few minutes ago? Or am I GOING TOTALLY INSANE?
Erik
New Metal Member
I thought it was impossible to ninja edit thread titles? If not, I'm ninja-editing the "Latest Purchases" thread to "List albums you really hate"
hahaha cool. You can only ninja edit them, if you wait like over a minute (something) the title will no longer change on the main board, but when you open the thread the title above the initial post will be changed.
Damn, I spend too much time here.
Damn, I spend too much time here.
http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpsons/homer.html
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This contest is over, give that man the $10,000!
Oh yeah, anyone that loves the Simpsons but hasn't heard Especially Likely Sloth needs to. A lot of those songs/arrangements feature great Homer quotes.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This contest is over, give that man the $10,000!
Oh yeah, anyone that loves the Simpsons but hasn't heard Especially Likely Sloth needs to. A lot of those songs/arrangements feature great Homer quotes.
"Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them..."
Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.
Oh, and:
"If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling foxy boxy and such and such..."
That site is great!
"If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling foxy boxy and such and such..."
That site is great!
Erik
New Metal Member
Dark One
The Tainted Dogma
"Ohhhhhh Marge.... everything's so damn expensive anymore!! I mean, take a look at this..... $15 for a Bible?? And talk about a preaaaaaaacccccchhhhyyyyyy book. I mean, everyone in here is a sinner! Well, except for this guy."
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
"Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer."
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"
"Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman."
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English."
"Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman."
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English."
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
"I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming."
[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay.'
hahahahaha
[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay.'
hahahahaha
Demonspell
cheating the polygraph
Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
Dark One
The Tainted Dogma
"Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I mean, I've tried to fill it with family, religion and even community service, but those were all dead ends! I really think this chair is the answer."
