Barack Obama names Dan Swano 'Secretary of Dreaminess'

Personally any politician that supports Dan Swano and all his glory I would respect forever. Better idea, lets let Dan Swano run america instead..... I am american and would love it lol. Then have Crimson be the new "pledge of alleigance"
 
If anyone should chop wood in the morning sun wearing only tight jeans, it's Dag obviously. Well I guess Dan could pull it off instead if Dag's manliness became too overwhelming to handle.