Because im new here....

[426]

being drunk doesnt mean you cant LOOK GOOD.

too bad that doesnt count for me.

I can see your signature! Woohoo! I missed all the others, but I can see this one.


Drunk dudes are cute. Especially when they ask if they can take on nap on your "pillows". And that's before! they puke on said pillows. It's happened. I'm not lying.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"and your balls will get cut off"

She wouldn't hurt me, I'm too lovable.......seriously.

"The "D" spot? You're in the wrong hole. Come on! Get a clue guys!"

Who's to say which hole is the right hole? WHO DECIDES?!

 

[426]

Does the d-spot exist, or is it just another female invention?

What are the other female inventions? Please. Enlighten me, oh toothless wonder.. I really don't know.

 

[Captain Beard]

Apparently WD does.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"Especially when they ask if they can take on nap on your "pillows". And that's before! they puke on said pillows. It's happened. I'm not lying."

Translation: Some drunk guy puked on her tits.

TOTALLY HOT!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"What are the other female inventions? Please. Enlighten me, oh toothless wonder.. I really don't know."

Well, I did a search to find ACTUAL female inventions, and this is one of the results:

Female at Amazon.com
Only $19.99.
www.amazon.com (sponsored listing)

 

[426]

"The "D" spot? You're in the wrong hole. Come on! Get a clue guys!"

Who's to say which hole is the right hole? WHO DECIDES?!

Who Decides? I don't wanna talk about this anymore...but my guess would be your first cousin.

Kidding you! I love LOM. I really do.




I'm not leaving this thread. It's only one I can get into. Sorry DL....I think I did a little hijacking, which I've never done before.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"but my guess would be your first cousin."

Wrong........the correct response: my brother.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

EH, I don't pay attention to the silly rating thing on here.
what is the actual purpose of this? To inspire needless competition?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"Kidding you! I love LOM. I really do."

Me too!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"To inspire needless competition?"

No, the needless competition lies in postwhoring, my friend.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

"To inspire needless competition?"

No, the needless competition lies in postwhoring, my friend.

am I a post whore?

 

[Captain Beard]

156 (0.32 posts per day)

Yes, yes you are. Back off, god damn, you'll outpost Will.

 

[426]

LOM...I was gonna say that. But felt it would be crossing the line. You haven't learned the concept of inside and outside voices, have you?

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

156 (0.32 posts per day)

Yes, yes you are. Back off, god damn, you'll outpost Will.

Is that alot? I thought I was a novice compared to most of the people here...

Not really a whore, mostly just really really bored.

and I have alot of snotty comments about people and life in general and message boards offer me the chance to say them all!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Yeah, it sure does seem like you have A LOT to say, considering that you have only been here since July 2002.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"You haven't learned the concept of inside and outside voices, have you?"

Huh, what was that tipsy?

 

[426]

Hey, when I can log in, I'll put that as my title.

You hump your own forehead. I rest my case.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

156 (0.32 posts per day)

Yes, yes you are. Back off, god damn, you'll outpost Will.[/QUOTE]


YOU

4,239 (9.65 posts per day)

you guys are funny!

 

[Captain Beard]

Woah, there burguyle.



Me: 3,056 (3.86 posts per day)



Thank you.