Best prank ever?

[The Ozzman]

http://www.centredaily.com/news/local/crime_courts/story/520391.html

HOLLIDAYSBURG — State police are helping Williamsburg, Blair County, authorities find whomever spiked a pregnant teenage girl’s drink with a drug used to abort pregnancies in cows, a drug they think was stolen from a Williamsburg farm, according to a release.


The pregnant girl’s beverage was tainted with Prostamate sometime between 7 a.m. and 4 p.m. March 31 at Williamsburg High School, police said. Troopers are considering the act an aggravated assault upon the girl and her unborn baby, police said.


State police think whomever was responsible was trying to abort the girl’s unborn child, the release indicates.
The drug and a syringe also were reported stolen from a farm in Huston Township, Blair County, police said.
The investigation is continuing.

I call this drink...the FALCON PUNCH!

 

[TheAnonymous]

He could've kicked her in the stomach. Less sophisticated, but probably funnier.

 

[rms]

That's fucking terrible

 

[Zephyrus]

Must have been the father.

 

[False Joe]

Wtf man?

If you're gonna abort it, punch through the cervix and box the baby to death.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Mike.....where do you keep finding this crap?

 

[waif]

Stop making jokes. This is seriously sick. This guy should be charged with attempted.

 

[The Ozzman]

Mike.....where do you keep finding this crap?

Megadeth boards for this type of stuff.

The financial headlines I get from businessweek or yahoo

Regular ol' news I get from Drudge

 

[The Butt]

He could've kicked her in the stomach. Less sophisticated, but probably funnier.

"Can I speak to you at the top of this tall set of stairs?"

 

[False Joe]

Stop making jokes. This is seriously sick. This guy should be charged with attempted.

Attempted Epic Lulz?

Because he succeeded.

 

[waif]

Attempted murder, maybe?

 

[cookiecutter]

By drink do they mean alcoholic drink? If so the mom probably shouldn't have a baby anyway

 

[The Ozzman]

This occurred at a high school between the hours of 7 AM to 4 PM. I doubt it was alcohol

 

[genocide roach]

That's fucking terrible

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~gR~

 

[False Joe]

Attempted murder, maybe?

Hardly.

If so then alot of doctors should be put away.

 

[Mort Divine]

Attempted murder, maybe?

What? Why? The unborn do not have lives to take.

 

[genocide roach]

NO ABORTION DEBATE
~gR~

 

[The Ozzman]

In before abortion debate

 

[FenriR]

cattle abortion?

why? they're useful no matter what. you can let them grow into cows, or make a beefburger, or, if either of those aren't viable, tan the hide. and if that doesn't work... well, there are many, many uses for a cow. target practice... medical testing... satanic rituals when a goat is unavailable...

unlike human babies. useless things.

 

[waif]

Hardly.

If so then alot of doctors should be put away.

What? Why? The unborn do not have lives to take.

She chose to keep it. If the mother chooses to give birth to the child, then it has a life. My opinion, anyhow.

And honestly I think we all knew this would end up as an abortion debate.