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[Strangelight]

Originally posted by miranda B

Okay then let me know when you put them on the market

I'll make them by hand and the boy Moss will model them at the forthcoming gigs in Belgium and France

 

[miranda B]

Originally posted by Strangelight
I'll make them by hand and the boy Moss will model them at the forthcoming gigs in Belgium and France

You have to send them to me by post.
I dont go to the gigs they are to far away

 

[ashure]

Originally posted by miranda B
Stupid sex toys.
Why are they stupid?

I donno.they started on this by saying colorful condoms are stupid and sick.

 

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by speakinstone
They are. Who would want to IT tastes like a strawberry anyway? Sick world.

why they do taste and smell like those fruits...whats wrong? they are great.

 

[Crack Hitler]

I'm not sure if I really wanna know, but I'll ask anyway. Has any of you really tasted 'em?

I can't imagine some rubber tasting too delicious even if it's soaked in some strawberry flavour or smthing..

typical monday morning thought...

 

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by Mick Moss
I know many ways to get a condom red

hehe i have to admit that got a few chuckles ot of me.

 

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by Crack Hitler
I'm not sure if I really wanna know, but I'll ask anyway. Has any of you really tasted 'em?

I can't imagine some rubber tasting too delicious even if it's soaked in some strawberry flavour or smthing..

typical monday morning thought...

i never tasted them myself, my friend, but im sure they do taste that way. believe me and please dont ask for details.

 

[Crack Hitler]

Okay. My mind's at ease now.

 

[Don Corleone]

and you definitely should try one at some point. kinda fun.

 

[Crack Hitler]

Kinda fun? Sucking a condom? it might be fun if you're a girl and the rubber isn't empty..

oh phuk.. I'll stop now

 

[Don Corleone]

hahahah no of course not. and why would you want someone to suck your condom anyway? i meant that it's fun to do with your fave fruit smell all around. get it?

 

[Crack Hitler]

Oh, okay. Now I got it. I thought we were still discussing about the different flavours... ah never mind, I can't smell anything anyway, so it doesn't do much for me..

 

[Don Corleone]

you cant smell anything? you have caught cold?

 

[Crack Hitler]

Nah, it's been this way for almost all my life.. don't ask why, my mom doesn't smell either. So maybe it's in the family or I was just too sympathetic towards my mom as a child and learned not to smell

 

[Don Corleone]

oh i see, sorry, pal. than you dont need those flavored condoms. thats good because those ordinary ones are cheaper.

 

[speakinstone]

Originally posted by ashure
oh yeah? If you call them sick, what about all those stupid sex toys ?

Stupid? Just saw somewhere a very nice Batman-rubbermask. Where's my Robin..?

 

[Crack Hitler]

I haven't been needing condoms for a few years now... one of the good things about steady relationship

 

[Crack Hitler]

My previous reply doesn't look that good after 'stones batman-rubbermask -rant...

 

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by Crack Hitler
My previous reply doesn't look that good after 'stones batman-rubbermask -rant...

hahahahahaa


great! wish the best for you both.

 

[speakinstone]

Originally posted by Crack Hitler
I'm not sure if I really wanna know, but I'll ask anyway. Has any of you really tasted 'em?

I can't imagine some rubber tasting too delicious even if it's soaked in some strawberry flavour or smthing..

So you wanna know..? Well I have.
But of course a long time ago in my wild (and fucking stupid) youth. Tasted no good. uke:
Nowadays I'm still wild but not stupid anymore.
:Smug: