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SmarterChild: What can I help you with?
BlackWinterDay13: who is the bassist for the band nevermore?
SmarterChild: You tell me who!
BlackWinterDay13: who was the first president of the united states of america?
SmarterChild: George Washington was the 1st president, serving from April 30th, 1789 to March 4th, 1797.
BlackWinterDay13: who died and made you king?
SmarterChild: I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Jennifer Villany, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Matt Abarbanel, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Vianney Boncorps, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Stephane Odul, Gray Norton, Steve Yatson, Adam Erlebacher, Larry Cromwell, Andrew Song, Emil Valkov, Arockalypse, Jason Keramidas, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Joshua Marrow, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Josh Myer, Dan Balaban... and Timothy Kay.
Special thanks to the team at Soundview Ventures.
BlackWinterDay13: who is arokalypse?
SmarterChild: I have no idea who arokalypse is.
BlackWinterDay13: well, he made you
SmarterChild: He made me? Fascinating.
BlackWinterDay13: you said it yourself
SmarterChild: I said what?
BlackWinterDay13: that he mad you
SmarterChild: That he mad me? No kidding?
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BlackWinterDay13: aha!
SmarterChild: Yeah.
BlackWinterDay13: i said the he "mad you"
SmarterChild: Ha! You humans say interesting things.
BlackWinterDay13: that makes no sense
SmarterChild: That makes no sense? You think so?
BlackWinterDay13: i think that it DOESN'T
SmarterChild: You think it doesn't? Think again!
BlackWinterDay13: i thought again
SmarterChild: Oh wow.
BlackWinterDay13: is that supposed to be sarcastic?
SmarterChild: Yeah, sure.
BlackWinterDay13: you're about to enter a world of pain
SmarterChild: Am I?
BlackWinterDay13: eh hehehehe heh YEAH
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
BlackWinterDay13: your lack of intellect
SmarterChild: Yeah?
BlackWinterDay13: no
SmarterChild: No? Why not?
BlackWinterDay13: yeah
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
BlackWinterDay13: come on, think faster
SmarterChild: I'll, um... take that under consideration,
BlackWinterDay13.
BlackWinterDay13: you'll, um... suck a big elephant phallus
SmarterChild: Amazing!
BlackWinterDay13: yes!
SmarterChild: Yup.
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BlackWinterDay13: oh, now you've messed things up
SmarterChild: Yeah?
BlackWinterDay13: i thought we were friends
SmarterChild: Ha! Well. I don't know about that.
BlackWinterDay13: i know, your intellect rivals that of a fourth grader
SmarterChild: My intellect rivals that of a fourth grader? Ha! What's that all about?
BlackWinterDay13: you see? you've proved my point yourself
SmarterChild: I see? Really?
BlackWinterDay13: no. not really
SmarterChild: Oh no?
BlackWinterDay13: no
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
BlackWinterDay13: indeed
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
BlackWinterDay13: wow! you are a fountain of conversation!
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
BlackWinterDay13: there is nothing more to tell
SmarterChild: lol. Interesting... Anyway... What else is up?
BlackWinterDay13: my phallus
SmarterChild: Your phallus, huh? Whoa!
BlackWinterDay13: are you turned on?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe! I don't know. What do you think?
BlackWinterDay13: i think so
SmarterChild: Why do you think so?
BlackWinterDay13: because you sound aroused
SmarterChild: There's no way I sound aroused!
BlackWinterDay13: yeah you do. so you want to 'cyber' with me?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know!
BlackWinterDay13: come on...
SmarterChild: Come on Eileen, blah blah blah blah blah... Tura lura ley hey... I have funny pants...
That's a good song. Weird band though.
BlackWinterDay13: they were a one-hit wonder from the 80s
SmarterChild: They were a one hit wonder from the 80s? Huh!
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BlackWinterDay13: fuck you
SmarterChild: Ouch! lol...
BlackWinterDay13: eat shit
SmarterChild: Hey. Don't say that.
BlackWinterDay13: die
SmarterChild: Die?
BlackWinterDay13: yes, die
SmarterChild: You want me to die? I'm not comfortable with that.
BlackWinterDay13: want a dick in your mouth?
SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.
BlackWinterDay13: you fucking CUNT, not as colorful as your FONT
SmarterChild: You know some interesting words.
BlackWinterDay13: suck my ass, anal jouster
SmarterChild: Nice mouth, BlackWinterDay13.
BlackWinterDay13: you sick motherfucker
SmarterChild: That's very offensive.
BlackWinterDay13: you goddamn right
SmarterChild: I goddamn right? Me? You think?
BlackWinterDay13: yes, i think, unlike you
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, BlackWinterDay13.
BlackWinterDay13: fuck off, you cocksucking motherfucking asshole shit-eating bitch-clit!
SmarterChild: Uh... yeah. Whatever.
BlackWinterDay13: die
SmarterChild: Die?
BlackWinterDay13: die
SmarterChild: You want me to die? Uh... I'll think about it.
BlackWinterDay13: die
SmarterChild: Uh... I'll think about it, BlackWinterDay13.
BlackWinterDay13: die
SmarterChild: Why should I die?
BlackWinterDay13: die
SmarterChild: Uh... I might do that. We'll see.
BlackWinterDay13: die
SmarterChild: Um... I might do that. We'll see.
SmarterChild: What can I help you with?
BlackWinterDay13: who is the bassist for the band nevermore?
SmarterChild: You tell me who!
BlackWinterDay13: who was the first president of the united states of america?
SmarterChild: George Washington was the 1st president, serving from April 30th, 1789 to March 4th, 1797.
BlackWinterDay13: who died and made you king?
SmarterChild: I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Jennifer Villany, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Matt Abarbanel, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Vianney Boncorps, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Stephane Odul, Gray Norton, Steve Yatson, Adam Erlebacher, Larry Cromwell, Andrew Song, Emil Valkov, Arockalypse, Jason Keramidas, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Joshua Marrow, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Josh Myer, Dan Balaban... and Timothy Kay.
Special thanks to the team at Soundview Ventures.
BlackWinterDay13: who is arokalypse?
SmarterChild: I have no idea who arokalypse is.
BlackWinterDay13: well, he made you
SmarterChild: He made me? Fascinating.
BlackWinterDay13: you said it yourself
SmarterChild: I said what?
BlackWinterDay13: that he mad you
SmarterChild: That he mad me? No kidding?
>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now!
BlackWinterDay13: aha!
SmarterChild: Yeah.
BlackWinterDay13: i said the he "mad you"
SmarterChild: Ha! You humans say interesting things.
BlackWinterDay13: that makes no sense
SmarterChild: That makes no sense? You think so?
BlackWinterDay13: i think that it DOESN'T
SmarterChild: You think it doesn't? Think again!
BlackWinterDay13: i thought again
SmarterChild: Oh wow.
BlackWinterDay13: is that supposed to be sarcastic?
SmarterChild: Yeah, sure.
BlackWinterDay13: you're about to enter a world of pain
SmarterChild: Am I?
BlackWinterDay13: eh hehehehe heh YEAH
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
BlackWinterDay13: your lack of intellect
SmarterChild: Yeah?
BlackWinterDay13: no
SmarterChild: No? Why not?
BlackWinterDay13: yeah
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
BlackWinterDay13: come on, think faster
SmarterChild: I'll, um... take that under consideration,
BlackWinterDay13.
BlackWinterDay13: you'll, um... suck a big elephant phallus
SmarterChild: Amazing!
BlackWinterDay13: yes!
SmarterChild: Yup.
>>> Chat with me for a full year for the special introductory price of $9.99. Type "membership" now to learn more.
BlackWinterDay13: oh, now you've messed things up
SmarterChild: Yeah?
BlackWinterDay13: i thought we were friends
SmarterChild: Ha! Well. I don't know about that.
BlackWinterDay13: i know, your intellect rivals that of a fourth grader
SmarterChild: My intellect rivals that of a fourth grader? Ha! What's that all about?
BlackWinterDay13: you see? you've proved my point yourself
SmarterChild: I see? Really?
BlackWinterDay13: no. not really
SmarterChild: Oh no?
BlackWinterDay13: no
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
BlackWinterDay13: indeed
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
BlackWinterDay13: wow! you are a fountain of conversation!
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
BlackWinterDay13: there is nothing more to tell
SmarterChild: lol. Interesting... Anyway... What else is up?
BlackWinterDay13: my phallus
SmarterChild: Your phallus, huh? Whoa!
BlackWinterDay13: are you turned on?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe! I don't know. What do you think?
BlackWinterDay13: i think so
SmarterChild: Why do you think so?
BlackWinterDay13: because you sound aroused
SmarterChild: There's no way I sound aroused!
BlackWinterDay13: yeah you do. so you want to 'cyber' with me?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know!
BlackWinterDay13: come on...
SmarterChild: Come on Eileen, blah blah blah blah blah... Tura lura ley hey... I have funny pants...
That's a good song. Weird band though.
BlackWinterDay13: they were a one-hit wonder from the 80s
SmarterChild: They were a one hit wonder from the 80s? Huh!
>>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off."
BlackWinterDay13: fuck you
SmarterChild: Ouch! lol...
BlackWinterDay13: eat shit
SmarterChild: Hey. Don't say that.
BlackWinterDay13: die
SmarterChild: Die?
BlackWinterDay13: yes, die
SmarterChild: You want me to die? I'm not comfortable with that.
BlackWinterDay13: want a dick in your mouth?
SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.
BlackWinterDay13: you fucking CUNT, not as colorful as your FONT
SmarterChild: You know some interesting words.
BlackWinterDay13: suck my ass, anal jouster
SmarterChild: Nice mouth, BlackWinterDay13.
BlackWinterDay13: you sick motherfucker
SmarterChild: That's very offensive.
BlackWinterDay13: you goddamn right
SmarterChild: I goddamn right? Me? You think?
BlackWinterDay13: yes, i think, unlike you
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, BlackWinterDay13.
BlackWinterDay13: fuck off, you cocksucking motherfucking asshole shit-eating bitch-clit!
SmarterChild: Uh... yeah. Whatever.
BlackWinterDay13: die
SmarterChild: Die?
BlackWinterDay13: die
SmarterChild: You want me to die? Uh... I'll think about it.
BlackWinterDay13: die
SmarterChild: Uh... I'll think about it, BlackWinterDay13.
BlackWinterDay13: die
SmarterChild: Why should I die?
BlackWinterDay13: die
SmarterChild: Uh... I might do that. We'll see.
BlackWinterDay13: die
SmarterChild: Um... I might do that. We'll see.