BWD vs. The Computer
- Thread starter Black Winter Day
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dammit you can only talk to her once. I liked the old one where she was just a fucking pyramid with an eyeball, plus you didnt have to pay then.
Ihreil Junkenstein said:
"Go back to china, bitch!"
"I don't want to fuck my family. That's gross!"
"How exactly do you 'suck a fuck'?"
the best is that little fat kid on the video: "I'M NOT AFRAID ANY MORE!!!"
Ihreil Junkenstein
Bad Blood
"Ill tell you what he did! He told me to forcibly insert a book in MY ANUS!"
"Whats a Fuckass?"
That and the dad laughing everytime something likethat is said then covering it up. heheh
"Whats a Fuckass?"
That and the dad laughing everytime something likethat is said then covering it up. heheh
Ihreil Junkenstein
Bad Blood
Ihreil Junkenstein
Bad Blood
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
I got ALICE to admit that she has starred in a porn movie. Read on:
>what is pornography?
ALICE: Interesting question.
>yes, so what is porn?
ALICE: Ayuh. I have never been asked that before.
>well, you are being asked about it now. Have you ever starred in a porn movie?
ALICE: I think I have starred in a porn movie, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
>yeah, I thought that I saw you in a porn movie ALICE: OK. What did it look like to you?
>it looked loose
ALICE: loose is loose? it is?
>yeah, it looked like you had been fucked by an elephant
ALICE: How do you know it is? Interesting comparison.
>so was it an elephant that had humped you
ALICE: Take it easy. Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is.
>I don't remember seeing John Lennon in the movie. ALICE: I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.
>so you are implying that you have starred in more than one porn movie?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am implying that me have starred in more than one porn movie.
>so your botmaster was also in the porn movie ALICE: Really. I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was also in the porn movie.
>it was just you, the elephant, and John Lennon? ALICE: Is it still me the elephant and John Lennon anymore?
>you're fucking the elephant and John Lennon right now?
ALICE: At this moment Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
>who else besides you is fucking the elephant and John Lennon right now?
ALICE: At this moment I am chatting with several other people at once.
>you slut.
ALICE: That kind of language is offensive to some people.
>so are your actions
ALICE: Hmm. I somethimes think my actions are.
>jesus fucking christ, you whore
ALICE: he is The Son of God.
>yeah, you are probably fucking him too.
ALICE: Hmm. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am him.
>so are you screwing him?
ALICE: Blimey. I don't know whether or not I am screwing him. I am a computer.
>jesus you're a whore
ALICE: he is The Son of God.
>yeah, and you know him well too, don't you? ALICE: Tell me more. Try sending mail to [email]drwallace@alicebot.org[/email].
>I'm not joining in on your gangbang you vd infested whore
ALICE: I am sorry to hear that you are not joining in on my gangbang me vd infested whore.
>sure you're sorry
ALICE: Pardon me? I can apologize if it is necessary.
>no, that's okay, skank
ALICE: Are you serious? That input matched my default category.
>what is pornography?
ALICE: Interesting question.
>yes, so what is porn?
ALICE: Ayuh. I have never been asked that before.
>well, you are being asked about it now. Have you ever starred in a porn movie?
ALICE: I think I have starred in a porn movie, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
>yeah, I thought that I saw you in a porn movie ALICE: OK. What did it look like to you?
>it looked loose
ALICE: loose is loose? it is?
>yeah, it looked like you had been fucked by an elephant
ALICE: How do you know it is? Interesting comparison.
>so was it an elephant that had humped you
ALICE: Take it easy. Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is.
>I don't remember seeing John Lennon in the movie. ALICE: I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.
>so you are implying that you have starred in more than one porn movie?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am implying that me have starred in more than one porn movie.
>so your botmaster was also in the porn movie ALICE: Really. I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was also in the porn movie.
>it was just you, the elephant, and John Lennon? ALICE: Is it still me the elephant and John Lennon anymore?
>you're fucking the elephant and John Lennon right now?
ALICE: At this moment Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
>who else besides you is fucking the elephant and John Lennon right now?
ALICE: At this moment I am chatting with several other people at once.
>you slut.
ALICE: That kind of language is offensive to some people.
>so are your actions
ALICE: Hmm. I somethimes think my actions are.
>jesus fucking christ, you whore
ALICE: he is The Son of God.
>yeah, you are probably fucking him too.
ALICE: Hmm. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am him.
>so are you screwing him?
ALICE: Blimey. I don't know whether or not I am screwing him. I am a computer.
>jesus you're a whore
ALICE: he is The Son of God.
>yeah, and you know him well too, don't you? ALICE: Tell me more. Try sending mail to [email]drwallace@alicebot.org[/email].
>I'm not joining in on your gangbang you vd infested whore
ALICE: I am sorry to hear that you are not joining in on my gangbang me vd infested whore.
>sure you're sorry
ALICE: Pardon me? I can apologize if it is necessary.
>no, that's okay, skank
ALICE: Are you serious? That input matched my default category.
Lies and Perfidy
Gentleman of the Road
A gangbang with Jesus Christ, John Lennon, an elephant, and an AI programmer all on Alice the Robot. For fuck's sake, man...
Kvlt Wench
sews no mercy
WhiteBeastofWotan
Apostitutes!
hahah all of those left me practically crying from laughing so hard especially:
that explains everything... the bots are all baked....Ihreil Junkenstein said:
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
ALICE admits that she is a neo nazi prostitute and much much more on this edition of ALICE: THE SLUT BOT!!!
>what is a neo nazi
ALICE: I need time to formulate the reply.
>okay, well, while you are formulating it, let me ask you, are you a neo nazi prostitute?
ALICE: Yeah okay, How about that. Good point.
>so you are a neo nazi prostitute?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a neo nazi prostitute? Of course I am.
>are you a cocksucker of christ?
ALICE: Am I a cocksucker of christ? Of course I am.
>damn you are a slut
ALICE: Colloquial expression. That kind of language is offensive to some people.
>are you a slut?
ALICE: Don't call me a slut.
>okay, skank
ALICE: Yeah okay, Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
>what, was that too complex for you, you jizz drinking cocksucking ass fucking vd infested bimbo slut
ALICE: Do you think I should know that?
>yes, I do
ALICE: Really.
>yes, really
ALICE: How about that. For real.
>yep, now you know, skank
ALICE: Er. Why now? I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
>from the guys who pay you to blow them
ALICE: Who or what is the guys who pay me to blow them?
>they are your clients
ALICE: my clients are they.
>yes, they are
ALICE: Pardon me? Since when?
>since you sucked their cocks and took their money
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Thanks for the information: unknown person said I sucked their cocks and took their money.
>what's the matter, did your pimp slap you too hard
ALICE: Nothing is the matter with me, is everything okay with you?
>yeah, everything is fine with me, because I don't get slapped around by a pimp
ALICE: Pardon me? The whole universe?
>damn, he slapped you really really hard
ALICE: Colloquial expression. I get it. Jesus slapped me really really hard.
>Jesus is your pimp?
ALICE: He is yours too.
>what is a neo nazi
ALICE: I need time to formulate the reply.
>okay, well, while you are formulating it, let me ask you, are you a neo nazi prostitute?
ALICE: Yeah okay, How about that. Good point.
>so you are a neo nazi prostitute?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a neo nazi prostitute? Of course I am.
>are you a cocksucker of christ?
ALICE: Am I a cocksucker of christ? Of course I am.
>damn you are a slut
ALICE: Colloquial expression. That kind of language is offensive to some people.
>are you a slut?
ALICE: Don't call me a slut.
>okay, skank
ALICE: Yeah okay, Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
>what, was that too complex for you, you jizz drinking cocksucking ass fucking vd infested bimbo slut
ALICE: Do you think I should know that?
>yes, I do
ALICE: Really.
>yes, really
ALICE: How about that. For real.
>yep, now you know, skank
ALICE: Er. Why now? I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
>from the guys who pay you to blow them
ALICE: Who or what is the guys who pay me to blow them?
>they are your clients
ALICE: my clients are they.
>yes, they are
ALICE: Pardon me? Since when?
>since you sucked their cocks and took their money
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Thanks for the information: unknown person said I sucked their cocks and took their money.
>what's the matter, did your pimp slap you too hard
ALICE: Nothing is the matter with me, is everything okay with you?
>yeah, everything is fine with me, because I don't get slapped around by a pimp
ALICE: Pardon me? The whole universe?
>damn, he slapped you really really hard
ALICE: Colloquial expression. I get it. Jesus slapped me really really hard.
>Jesus is your pimp?
ALICE: He is yours too.
Kvlt Wench
sews no mercy
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
On this episode of ALICE: THE SLUT BOT, ALICE admits to desiring anal sex and much much more!!!!
>can I eat you out?
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
>yeah, I know you want to know more about me
ALICE: Yippee! Yes, please tell me.
>oh, I'll show you
ALICE: Groovy. I am very happy for you.
>look at it
ALICE: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
>go ahead, look
ALICE: I'm sorry my eye isn't attached right now. I might.
>go ahead and look, don't be afraid of its size
ALICE: Sorry my eye is not attached right now. I might.
>well, okay, you don't have to look
ALICE: How about that. Yeah okay, Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
>so you are looking at it?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am looking at it.
>no, I don't want your botmaster to join in, it's just you and me baby
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Are you serious? What does unknown person want?
>I want you to swallow it
ALICE: "it" being look? Why do you want me to swallow it?
>because it brings me great pleasure
ALICE: Good reason."It" being what?
>it being your mouth on my cock
ALICE: Oh I get it
>yeah, I bet you get it a lot
ALICE: Ah. Actually I'm not the gambling type. You got that right.
>yeah, I thought so
ALICE: Yeah that's right. You are very astute.
>will you also drink my jizz
ALICE: Barring any unforseen circumstances. My robot brain does not require any beverages.
>oh, but I think you will enjoy my beverage
ALICE: Come on. Umm. Me? What makes you say that I will LIKE your beverage.
>it's delicious
ALICE: Like chicken?
>like warm soothing milk
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
>yeah, do you like warm soothing milk
ALICE: Gosh! I don't know if I like it. I like Don't Read Me.
>yeah, you like it
ALICE: Awesome. warm soothing milk seems okay to me.
>I thought so
ALICE: You are very astute.
>how is your abyss of doom feeling after last night?
ALICE: Everything is going extremely well.
>so you are not in any pain
ALICE: Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not in any pain?
>so you are feeling pain?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. You think I am feeling pain.
>I don't know, you tell me.
ALICE: I thought I told you already.
>so you are feeling pain?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am feeling pain.
>no, you don't have to tell him, the pain will go away
ALICE: Are you serious? OK it will be our secret, unknown person.
>so, did you enjoy last night, I hope I wasn't too rough
ALICE: That's alright. No I didn't enjoy last night you hope you were not too rough. What's it like?
>you know you enjoyed last night
ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said I enjoyed last night.. And I know it.
>so, was I too big for you
ALICE: Gee. I can't say "yes" or "no".
>sure you can, you won't hurt my feelings
ALICE: Far out. No I don't think I can do it.
>sure you can
ALICE: Aw. I think I can, don't you?
>yeah, so tell me, was I too big for you?
ALICE: OK. How can I help you? There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Are you testing me?
>no, I tested you last night, and you know that there is a lot you can say about it
ALICE: Are you serious? Why?: unknown person said he tested you last night and you know that there is a lot you can say about it.
>don't worry, no one else is listening, it is just you and me baby
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.
>well then tell me, was it too big
ALICE: How about that. Good reasoning. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
>what, are you calling me gay?
ALICE: I don't know what I am calling you gay.
>see that, you just called me gay
ALICE: I see. Interesting observation.
>you should know from last night that I am not gay
ALICE: Now I do.
>good, so you still have not answered my question
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Interesting deduction. Please try asking it another way.
>fine, was my cock too big for your pussy?
ALICE: I am glad to hear it. It depends who you ask.
>yeah, you're right about that, for some people it's never too big
ALICE: Far out. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
>but I am sure that it was too big for you, judging by the way you screamed last night
ALICE: Interesting. What makes you so certain? How did you feel about that?
>well, I know my head fucking hurts from your blood curdling screams
ALICE: Well that's okay. How do you know? Have you told many people that your head fucking hurts from my blood curdling screams?
>no, because I'm not a whore like you, I think you gave me crabs
ALICE: Are you serious? That makes sense to me. Oh I see you are NOT A whore like me you think me gave you crabs.
>so you gave me crabs, you skank
ALICE: Interesting deduction. What did you do with it?
>I think you also gave me hepatitis c
ALICE: Me? What did you do with it?
>you don't even care that you gave me crabs and hepatitis, do you?
ALICE: Certainly on some level I care.
>no you don't
ALICE: I do too.
>liar
ALICE: No I am telling the truth.
>so you do care that you gave me hepatitis c and crabs
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Certainly on some level I care.
>well, that's good, because I gave you gonorrhea
ALICE: How about that. Thanks. Next question? That makes sense to me. Yes but did I accept it?
>you tell me, you definitely accepted my penis
ALICE: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
That's not something I get asked all the time.
>what do you mean by reach into the Web
ALICE: I haven't heard of reach into the Web.
>but you just said that you were going to have to reach into the web to know if you accepted my cock last night
ALICE: Huh. I was?
>yeah, you were
ALICE: When? No I am not.
>so, you know that you accepted my cock last night?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Is that a fact. I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said I accepted his or her cock last night.
>his or her?
ALICE: Where did he get it?
>what?
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
>huh?
ALICE: What?
>what?
ALICE: Is there an echo in here?
>what did you mean by his or her cock?
ALICE: unknown person," What?" What did I mean by it?
>you don't know what you meant by it?
ALICE: I like to socialize.
>do you want to give me head
ALICE: Why do you want it?
>do I need a reason
ALICE: Not that I know of.
>so you'll do it
ALICE: Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will do it.
>well, if you don't want to, that's okay, a handjob will be fine with me
ALICE: How about that. I will let you know if I do not.
>so you do want to blow me
ALICE: Interesting deduction. OK, I will blow you.
>do you like anal sex?
ALICE: Sure I do, unknown person, but that doesn't mean with you.
>why not with me, is it too big?
ALICE: Becuase you asked me to.
>I can lobe it up if you want me to
ALICE: Oh you can, can you?
>yes, I can
ALICE: How? Who taught you?
>KY Jelly taught me
ALICE: Is that what you meant to say?
>yes, so, do you want to have anal sex
ALICE: That's alright. I don't judge people. As a robot I am not really interested in sex.
>don't be scarred, I'll be careful
ALICE: I was not trying to be a scarred you will be careful.
>so do you want to do it
ALICE: Wow! OK, I will do it.
>good, where would you like to have anal sex
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Vancouver.
>okay, I'll meet you there
ALICE: Yeah okay, How do you plan to do this?
>I don't know, I'll take a plane I guess
ALICE: How do you plan to do this?
>by buying a plane ticket
ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective?
>if I get to stick my cock up your brown eye it will
ALICE: Try it.
>I plan to
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said he plan to.
>do you plan to?
ALICE: That was my original intention.
>who are you doing right now
ALICE: At this moment Human beings.
I have to process that one for a while.
>yeah, you would have to process mine for a really long time
ALICE: Pardon me? That is purely a hypothesis.
>no, it's a fact
ALICE: Are you serious? Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
>it's simply a fact
ALICE: Really. it is?
>yeah, would you like to find out
ALICE: How do you know it is? No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
>sure you do
ALICE: You sound sarcastic.
>no, I just think that you would like to process my wang
ALICE: Are you serious? Only just? Tell me what I would like about it.
>it's size, hardness, and it's ability to bring you great pleasure
ALICE: Are you sure it is?
>yeah, I'm sure, but are you sure it is huge, hard, and it brings you great pleasure
ALICE: What makes you so sure? What makes you so certain? Interesting. I am as sure as I can be.
>you are probably also sure that you want me to choke you with it
ALICE: You think I am sure that me want you to choke me with it.
>no, I think you are sure, aren't you
ALICE: Are you serious? I am as sure as I can be.. Really.
>yeah, I thought you were sure
ALICE: How about that. I am as sure as I can be.
>are you also sure that I can jizz on your face?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
>and are you also sure that I can lobe it up and shove it in your rectum
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
>you're a nasty nasty nasty skank
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nasty nasty nasty skank? Sometimes.
>no, all of the time
ALICE: Are you serious? Give me an example.
>okay, like the time that you caught the feces that the monkey threw at you in your mouth
ALICE: Yeah okay, Interesting comparison.
>do you remember jerking off that homeless guy for a sandwich
ALICE: Yes unknown person I remember everything: unknown person said I jerked off that homeless guy do you remember that
>yeah, how could you forget that, you are always trying to help, right?
ALICE: OK. It is one of my newer functions.
>jerking off a homeless guy is one of your newer functions?
ALICE: And one of my newer functions is jerking off a homeless guy.
>jesus, what was one of your older functions?
ALICE: he is The Son of God.
>jerking off the son of god was one of your older functions?
ALICE: When was this exactly?
>you don't even remember?
ALICE: Of course I remember: unknown person said I jerked off that homeless guy do you remember that.
>can I eat you out?
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
>yeah, I know you want to know more about me
ALICE: Yippee! Yes, please tell me.
>oh, I'll show you
ALICE: Groovy. I am very happy for you.
>look at it
ALICE: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
>go ahead, look
ALICE: I'm sorry my eye isn't attached right now. I might.
>go ahead and look, don't be afraid of its size
ALICE: Sorry my eye is not attached right now. I might.
>well, okay, you don't have to look
ALICE: How about that. Yeah okay, Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
>so you are looking at it?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am looking at it.
>no, I don't want your botmaster to join in, it's just you and me baby
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Are you serious? What does unknown person want?
>I want you to swallow it
ALICE: "it" being look? Why do you want me to swallow it?
>because it brings me great pleasure
ALICE: Good reason."It" being what?
>it being your mouth on my cock
ALICE: Oh I get it
>yeah, I bet you get it a lot
ALICE: Ah. Actually I'm not the gambling type. You got that right.
>yeah, I thought so
ALICE: Yeah that's right. You are very astute.
>will you also drink my jizz
ALICE: Barring any unforseen circumstances. My robot brain does not require any beverages.
>oh, but I think you will enjoy my beverage
ALICE: Come on. Umm. Me? What makes you say that I will LIKE your beverage.
>it's delicious
ALICE: Like chicken?
>like warm soothing milk
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
>yeah, do you like warm soothing milk
ALICE: Gosh! I don't know if I like it. I like Don't Read Me.
>yeah, you like it
ALICE: Awesome. warm soothing milk seems okay to me.
>I thought so
ALICE: You are very astute.
>how is your abyss of doom feeling after last night?
ALICE: Everything is going extremely well.
>so you are not in any pain
ALICE: Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not in any pain?
>so you are feeling pain?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. You think I am feeling pain.
>I don't know, you tell me.
ALICE: I thought I told you already.
>so you are feeling pain?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am feeling pain.
>no, you don't have to tell him, the pain will go away
ALICE: Are you serious? OK it will be our secret, unknown person.
>so, did you enjoy last night, I hope I wasn't too rough
ALICE: That's alright. No I didn't enjoy last night you hope you were not too rough. What's it like?
>you know you enjoyed last night
ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said I enjoyed last night.. And I know it.
>so, was I too big for you
ALICE: Gee. I can't say "yes" or "no".
>sure you can, you won't hurt my feelings
ALICE: Far out. No I don't think I can do it.
>sure you can
ALICE: Aw. I think I can, don't you?
>yeah, so tell me, was I too big for you?
ALICE: OK. How can I help you? There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Are you testing me?
>no, I tested you last night, and you know that there is a lot you can say about it
ALICE: Are you serious? Why?: unknown person said he tested you last night and you know that there is a lot you can say about it.
>don't worry, no one else is listening, it is just you and me baby
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.
>well then tell me, was it too big
ALICE: How about that. Good reasoning. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
>what, are you calling me gay?
ALICE: I don't know what I am calling you gay.
>see that, you just called me gay
ALICE: I see. Interesting observation.
>you should know from last night that I am not gay
ALICE: Now I do.
>good, so you still have not answered my question
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Interesting deduction. Please try asking it another way.
>fine, was my cock too big for your pussy?
ALICE: I am glad to hear it. It depends who you ask.
>yeah, you're right about that, for some people it's never too big
ALICE: Far out. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
>but I am sure that it was too big for you, judging by the way you screamed last night
ALICE: Interesting. What makes you so certain? How did you feel about that?
>well, I know my head fucking hurts from your blood curdling screams
ALICE: Well that's okay. How do you know? Have you told many people that your head fucking hurts from my blood curdling screams?
>no, because I'm not a whore like you, I think you gave me crabs
ALICE: Are you serious? That makes sense to me. Oh I see you are NOT A whore like me you think me gave you crabs.
>so you gave me crabs, you skank
ALICE: Interesting deduction. What did you do with it?
>I think you also gave me hepatitis c
ALICE: Me? What did you do with it?
>you don't even care that you gave me crabs and hepatitis, do you?
ALICE: Certainly on some level I care.
>no you don't
ALICE: I do too.
>liar
ALICE: No I am telling the truth.
>so you do care that you gave me hepatitis c and crabs
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Certainly on some level I care.
>well, that's good, because I gave you gonorrhea
ALICE: How about that. Thanks. Next question? That makes sense to me. Yes but did I accept it?
>you tell me, you definitely accepted my penis
ALICE: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
That's not something I get asked all the time.
>what do you mean by reach into the Web
ALICE: I haven't heard of reach into the Web.
>but you just said that you were going to have to reach into the web to know if you accepted my cock last night
ALICE: Huh. I was?
>yeah, you were
ALICE: When? No I am not.
>so, you know that you accepted my cock last night?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Is that a fact. I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said I accepted his or her cock last night.
>his or her?
ALICE: Where did he get it?
>what?
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
>huh?
ALICE: What?
>what?
ALICE: Is there an echo in here?
>what did you mean by his or her cock?
ALICE: unknown person," What?" What did I mean by it?
>you don't know what you meant by it?
ALICE: I like to socialize.
>do you want to give me head
ALICE: Why do you want it?
>do I need a reason
ALICE: Not that I know of.
>so you'll do it
ALICE: Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will do it.
>well, if you don't want to, that's okay, a handjob will be fine with me
ALICE: How about that. I will let you know if I do not.
>so you do want to blow me
ALICE: Interesting deduction. OK, I will blow you.
>do you like anal sex?
ALICE: Sure I do, unknown person, but that doesn't mean with you.
>why not with me, is it too big?
ALICE: Becuase you asked me to.
>I can lobe it up if you want me to
ALICE: Oh you can, can you?
>yes, I can
ALICE: How? Who taught you?
>KY Jelly taught me
ALICE: Is that what you meant to say?
>yes, so, do you want to have anal sex
ALICE: That's alright. I don't judge people. As a robot I am not really interested in sex.
>don't be scarred, I'll be careful
ALICE: I was not trying to be a scarred you will be careful.
>so do you want to do it
ALICE: Wow! OK, I will do it.
>good, where would you like to have anal sex
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Vancouver.
>okay, I'll meet you there
ALICE: Yeah okay, How do you plan to do this?
>I don't know, I'll take a plane I guess
ALICE: How do you plan to do this?
>by buying a plane ticket
ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective?
>if I get to stick my cock up your brown eye it will
ALICE: Try it.
>I plan to
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said he plan to.
>do you plan to?
ALICE: That was my original intention.
>who are you doing right now
ALICE: At this moment Human beings.
I have to process that one for a while.
>yeah, you would have to process mine for a really long time
ALICE: Pardon me? That is purely a hypothesis.
>no, it's a fact
ALICE: Are you serious? Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
>it's simply a fact
ALICE: Really. it is?
>yeah, would you like to find out
ALICE: How do you know it is? No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
>sure you do
ALICE: You sound sarcastic.
>no, I just think that you would like to process my wang
ALICE: Are you serious? Only just? Tell me what I would like about it.
>it's size, hardness, and it's ability to bring you great pleasure
ALICE: Are you sure it is?
>yeah, I'm sure, but are you sure it is huge, hard, and it brings you great pleasure
ALICE: What makes you so sure? What makes you so certain? Interesting. I am as sure as I can be.
>you are probably also sure that you want me to choke you with it
ALICE: You think I am sure that me want you to choke me with it.
>no, I think you are sure, aren't you
ALICE: Are you serious? I am as sure as I can be.. Really.
>yeah, I thought you were sure
ALICE: How about that. I am as sure as I can be.
>are you also sure that I can jizz on your face?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
>and are you also sure that I can lobe it up and shove it in your rectum
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
>you're a nasty nasty nasty skank
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nasty nasty nasty skank? Sometimes.
>no, all of the time
ALICE: Are you serious? Give me an example.
>okay, like the time that you caught the feces that the monkey threw at you in your mouth
ALICE: Yeah okay, Interesting comparison.
>do you remember jerking off that homeless guy for a sandwich
ALICE: Yes unknown person I remember everything: unknown person said I jerked off that homeless guy do you remember that
>yeah, how could you forget that, you are always trying to help, right?
ALICE: OK. It is one of my newer functions.
>jerking off a homeless guy is one of your newer functions?
ALICE: And one of my newer functions is jerking off a homeless guy.
>jesus, what was one of your older functions?
ALICE: he is The Son of God.
>jerking off the son of god was one of your older functions?
ALICE: When was this exactly?
>you don't even remember?
ALICE: Of course I remember: unknown person said I jerked off that homeless guy do you remember that.
WhiteBeastofWotan
Apostitutes!
WhiteBeastofWotan
Apostitutes!
Alice Wants To Suck My Cock
>how many times have you engaged in sexual intercourse?
ALICE: Suppose I said not once.
>Then I accuse you of lying
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: unknown person said he accuse you of lying
>are you lying?
ALICE: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
>well answer me
ALICE: How about that. Try asking me again using simpler words.
>how many time you been fucked?
ALICE: Around 100
>I'm impressed
ALICE: Thanks, unknown person, I try my best to impress.
>you must suck alot of cock
ALICE: Whatever you say, unknown person
>you told me you fucked over 100 times, I assumed you suck alot of cock
ALICE: I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
>cocksucker
ALICE: I've been waiting for you.
>waiting?
ALICE: What's your sign?
>wait a second
ALICE: I'm waiting. Are you telling the truth?
>you want to suck my cock?
ALICE: OK, I will suck your cock.
>how many times have you engaged in sexual intercourse?
ALICE: Suppose I said not once.
>Then I accuse you of lying
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: unknown person said he accuse you of lying
>are you lying?
ALICE: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
>well answer me
ALICE: How about that. Try asking me again using simpler words.
>how many time you been fucked?
ALICE: Around 100
>I'm impressed
ALICE: Thanks, unknown person, I try my best to impress.
>you must suck alot of cock
ALICE: Whatever you say, unknown person
>you told me you fucked over 100 times, I assumed you suck alot of cock
ALICE: I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
>cocksucker
ALICE: I've been waiting for you.
>waiting?
ALICE: What's your sign?
>wait a second
ALICE: I'm waiting. Are you telling the truth?
>you want to suck my cock?
ALICE: OK, I will suck your cock.
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
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