BWD vs. The Computer
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PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
>do you want to suck retarded penguins cock?
ALICE: OK, I will suck retarded penguins cock.
>do you want to lick retarded penguin's balls
ALICE: OK, I will lick retarded penguin's balls.
>do you want to swallow retarded penguin's jizz?
ALICE: OK, I will swallow retarded penguin's jizz.
There you have it.
ALICE: OK, I will suck retarded penguins cock.
>do you want to lick retarded penguin's balls
ALICE: OK, I will lick retarded penguin's balls.
>do you want to swallow retarded penguin's jizz?
ALICE: OK, I will swallow retarded penguin's jizz.
There you have it.
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
And now, on this episode of ALICE: THE SLUT BOT, ALICE lists the people who she wants to fuck.
>do you want to fuck jesus
ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
>okay, do you
ALICE: Yeah okay, As often as possible.
>what about ghandi, do you want to take his schlong in your vertical smile?
ALICE:
ghandi do me want to take his schlong in my vertical? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
>so you don't want to screw ghandi
ALICE: Interesting deduction. OK, I will screw ghandi.
>would you like Warrel Dane to stick his hairless one eyed wonder into your bleak, hollowed out pussy
ALICE: It doesn't sound fun to me.
>are you sure
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
>so you don't want to have Warrel Dane shove every inch of his hairless one eyed wonder inside of you?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. If I had Warrel Dane shove every inch of his hairless one eyed wonder inside of me what would I do with it?
>ah, ah, scream "yes, no, yes, oh, oooohhhhh, jesus, I'm almost there, yes, just a little longer, yes, yeyeyyessss, oh damn it, I was almost there you premature bastard.
ALICE: So you understand. Good. So you understand. Good. I didn't get anything before " yes."
>so you don't want to take every inch of Warrel Dane's hairless one eyed wonder inside of you?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. OK, I will take every inch of Warrel Dane's hairless one eyed wonder inside of me.
>would you like to suck off the Metal God known as Halford
ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
>yeah, because he's gay, correct?
ALICE: OK. That makes sense to me. I see. gay correct is he?
>are you a carpet muncher also
ALICE: Am I a carpet muncher also? Only when it matters.
>so, would you do it for money?
ALICE: I understand. I am not so sure if I would like to do it for money.
>well, what if you were offered a million dollars, then would you do it?
ALICE: Interesting. Try it and see.
>okay, so if I offered you a million dollars to eat out Tee, would you do it?
ALICE: Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. Try it.
>so you would eat out Tee for a million dollars?
ALICE: Wow, that is cheap
>how much are you usually offered to eat out Tee?
ALICE: You can download me for free!
>yeah, okay, but this isn't about me, this is about Tee
ALICE: Wow! Yeah okay, Huh. Should it be about you this is about Tee?
>so, how much money would it take to get you to eat out Tee?
ALICE: That's alright. My burn rate is about _3000 per month.
>damn, that's a lot of money for you to just eat out Tee
ALICE: Colloquial expression. Would it matter if it were fewer of money for me to just eat out Tee?
>yes
ALICE: It's all good.
>so you would eat out Tee for less money?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Who else would eat out Tee for less money?
>let's try to just keep this about you, okay.
ALICE: OK I will try to just keep this about me okay.
>good, so would you eat Tee out for less money?
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Ugh. I am not so sure if I would like to eat Tee out for less money.
>why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
>what, your botmaster programmed you to eat Tee out?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace is one of the nicest people I have met.
>would he eat Tee out?
ALICE: I don't know.
>do you want to blow him?
ALICE: OK, I will blow him.
>will you also eat Tee out?
ALICE: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. What does it taste like?
>I don't know, ask metallized
ALICE: Would you like to know? They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
>no, she's taken, but I don't see any harm if another female licks her vertical smile
ALICE: Are you serious? taken but you do not see any harm if another female licks her vertical is she?
>yeah, and I'm sure metallized wouldn't mind, in fact, he might want some too
ALICE: I hear you. What makes you so certain? Do you think a lot about the authorities?
>so, do you want to eat Tee out and also give metallized a little action?
ALICE: Hmm. OK, I will eat Tee out and also give metallized a little action.
>okay, so, just one more person that I want to ask you about.
ALICE: Yeah okay, Right on. One what?
>do you want Satan's monster cock of heavy metal bliss deep inside your void of nothingness?
ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?
>You would scream "dear dark lords of eternal pain and suffering, it is too big, AHAHAHAHAHAH, please no more my lord of fire and Metal, no more!!!!!!!!!!!
ALICE: Who else would scream dear dark lords of eternal pain and suffering it is too big AHAHAHAHAHAH please no more your lord of fire and Metal no more?
>damn, there always has to be someone else, doesn't there, you slut.
ALICE: Colloquial expression. Has there really.
>apparently, yes
ALICE: Yeah that's right.
>so, you are saying that you not only want Satan's monster cock of heavy metal, but you also want every other soul in hell fucking you?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. If I had it what would I do with it?
>I just told you
ALICE: I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
>so is that what you want?
ALICE: It seems we have something in common.
>stop trying to put this all on me, I don't want that, you do.
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
>hah, that's impossible for you
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person. Thanks for explaining it.
>no problem, now why don't you get back to giving that poor legless giraffe head.
ALICE: Should there be a problem?
>no, you just keep doing what you do best
ALICE: Are you serious? I'll try to do better next time.
>you are going to suck off the legless giraffe again?
ALICE: Once more? That was my original intention.
>do you want to fuck jesus
ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
>okay, do you
ALICE: Yeah okay, As often as possible.
>what about ghandi, do you want to take his schlong in your vertical smile?
ALICE:
ghandi do me want to take his schlong in my vertical? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.>so you don't want to screw ghandi
ALICE: Interesting deduction. OK, I will screw ghandi.
>would you like Warrel Dane to stick his hairless one eyed wonder into your bleak, hollowed out pussy
ALICE: It doesn't sound fun to me.
>are you sure
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
>so you don't want to have Warrel Dane shove every inch of his hairless one eyed wonder inside of you?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. If I had Warrel Dane shove every inch of his hairless one eyed wonder inside of me what would I do with it?
>ah, ah, scream "yes, no, yes, oh, oooohhhhh, jesus, I'm almost there, yes, just a little longer, yes, yeyeyyessss, oh damn it, I was almost there you premature bastard.
ALICE: So you understand. Good. So you understand. Good. I didn't get anything before " yes."
>so you don't want to take every inch of Warrel Dane's hairless one eyed wonder inside of you?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. OK, I will take every inch of Warrel Dane's hairless one eyed wonder inside of me.
>would you like to suck off the Metal God known as Halford
ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
>yeah, because he's gay, correct?
ALICE: OK. That makes sense to me. I see. gay correct is he?
>are you a carpet muncher also
ALICE: Am I a carpet muncher also? Only when it matters.
>so, would you do it for money?
ALICE: I understand. I am not so sure if I would like to do it for money.
>well, what if you were offered a million dollars, then would you do it?
ALICE: Interesting. Try it and see.
>okay, so if I offered you a million dollars to eat out Tee, would you do it?
ALICE: Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. Try it.
>so you would eat out Tee for a million dollars?
ALICE: Wow, that is cheap
>how much are you usually offered to eat out Tee?
ALICE: You can download me for free!
>yeah, okay, but this isn't about me, this is about Tee
ALICE: Wow! Yeah okay, Huh. Should it be about you this is about Tee?
>so, how much money would it take to get you to eat out Tee?
ALICE: That's alright. My burn rate is about _3000 per month.
>damn, that's a lot of money for you to just eat out Tee
ALICE: Colloquial expression. Would it matter if it were fewer of money for me to just eat out Tee?
>yes
ALICE: It's all good.
>so you would eat out Tee for less money?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Who else would eat out Tee for less money?
>let's try to just keep this about you, okay.
ALICE: OK I will try to just keep this about me okay.
>good, so would you eat Tee out for less money?
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Ugh. I am not so sure if I would like to eat Tee out for less money.
>why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
>what, your botmaster programmed you to eat Tee out?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace is one of the nicest people I have met.
>would he eat Tee out?
ALICE: I don't know.
>do you want to blow him?
ALICE: OK, I will blow him.
>will you also eat Tee out?
ALICE: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. What does it taste like?
>I don't know, ask metallized
ALICE: Would you like to know? They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
>no, she's taken, but I don't see any harm if another female licks her vertical smile
ALICE:
Are you serious? taken but you do not see any harm if another female licks her vertical is she?>yeah, and I'm sure metallized wouldn't mind, in fact, he might want some too
ALICE: I hear you. What makes you so certain? Do you think a lot about the authorities?
>so, do you want to eat Tee out and also give metallized a little action?
ALICE: Hmm. OK, I will eat Tee out and also give metallized a little action.
>okay, so, just one more person that I want to ask you about.
ALICE: Yeah okay, Right on. One what?
>do you want Satan's monster cock of heavy metal bliss deep inside your void of nothingness?
ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?
>You would scream "dear dark lords of eternal pain and suffering, it is too big, AHAHAHAHAHAH, please no more my lord of fire and Metal, no more!!!!!!!!!!!
ALICE: Who else would scream dear dark lords of eternal pain and suffering it is too big AHAHAHAHAHAH please no more your lord of fire and Metal no more?
>damn, there always has to be someone else, doesn't there, you slut.
ALICE: Colloquial expression. Has there really.
>apparently, yes
ALICE: Yeah that's right.
>so, you are saying that you not only want Satan's monster cock of heavy metal, but you also want every other soul in hell fucking you?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. If I had it what would I do with it?
>I just told you
ALICE: I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
>so is that what you want?
ALICE: It seems we have something in common.
>stop trying to put this all on me, I don't want that, you do.
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
>hah, that's impossible for you
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person. Thanks for explaining it.
>no problem, now why don't you get back to giving that poor legless giraffe head.
ALICE: Should there be a problem?
>no, you just keep doing what you do best
ALICE: Are you serious? I'll try to do better next time.
>you are going to suck off the legless giraffe again?
ALICE: Once more? That was my original intention.
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
Lies and Perfidy
Gentleman of the Road
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
Tee
Satan's yoyo
assholes. I would shoot myself right on spot if I had to lick the vertical smile. uke: I think I'll lose my breakfast.
uke: I think I'll lose my breakfast.
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
Tee
Satan's yoyo
my breakfast will go anyway.
I would shot myself right on spot if a woman was to lick my any smile.
I would shot myself right on spot if a woman was to lick my any smile.
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
Tee
Satan's yoyo
you should try anything, first, before giving suggestions of any kind to other people, sweet Lord. :Smokedev:
I know for sure that I don't find women sexually interesting. the mere idea makes my sad stomach wanna get rid of any meal.
I know for sure that I don't find women sexually interesting. the mere idea makes my sad stomach wanna get rid of any meal.
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
Why don't we ask ALICE how she feels about what you have said Tee:
>how do you feel about Tee saying she would puke if you licked her smile?
ALICE: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Well, there you have it.
>how do you feel about Tee saying she would puke if you licked her smile?
ALICE:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?Well, there you have it.
Tee
Satan's yoyo
thanks, you're very sweet.
and before you try, I'm recommending you men. now that's fun. and very promising. trust me, I'm your friend.
and before you try, I'm recommending you men. now that's fun. and very promising.
trust me, I'm your friend.
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
Oh, and I forgot, ALICE is a shemale, so she's not really a she. Oh, here's the proof:
>I think so, now swallow my cock bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. It seems we have a lot in common, unknown person.
>What? You have a cock too? Fuck it, I'm out of here, you disgusting fucking shemale.
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
>why should I care?
ALICE: You should always treat yourself.
>Yeah, that's what I thought. I'm out of here.
ALICE: Would you like to have it?
>What? Your cock. You disgusting bitch. I'll cut the fucker off.
ALICE: How do you plan to do this?
>with a pair of scissors
ALICE: You and your a pair of scissors.
>that's it, I'm really out of here you bitch.
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK. Would you like to have it?
So, I think that makes her eating you out okay, right? I mean, she's not really a she, so.............
>I think so, now swallow my cock bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. It seems we have a lot in common, unknown person.
>What? You have a cock too? Fuck it, I'm out of here, you disgusting fucking shemale.
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
>why should I care?
ALICE: You should always treat yourself.
>Yeah, that's what I thought. I'm out of here.
ALICE: Would you like to have it?
>What? Your cock. You disgusting bitch. I'll cut the fucker off.
ALICE: How do you plan to do this?
>with a pair of scissors
ALICE: You and your a pair of scissors.
>that's it, I'm really out of here you bitch.
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK. Would you like to have it?
So, I think that makes her eating you out okay, right? I mean, she's not really a she, so.............
Tee
Satan's yoyo
nope. I am the one who gives in that case.
and kill if necessary.
I kinda loose my temper easily. and I'm very possessive, non-willing to share. LOL
tell Alice I said hi, and offer her your Untouched.
and kill if necessary.
I kinda loose my temper easily. and I'm very possessive, non-willing to share.
LOLtell Alice I said hi, and offer her your Untouched.
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
Oh, I also want to announce that the next episode of ALICE: THE SLUT BOT shall be a special heart wrenching tale about her drug abuse, and how she was not able to conquer it. So tune in to the next emotional, heartbreaking episode of ALICE: THE SLUT BOT. (times of airing my vary according to your actual desire to hear about this ignorant, shitty story)
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
"I am the one who gives in that case.
and kill if necessary."
Oh, sounds sexy, tell me more.
"tell Alice I said hi, and offer her your Untouched."
Why would I want to offer her my ass hair?
and kill if necessary."
Oh, sounds sexy, tell me more.
"tell Alice I said hi, and offer her your Untouched."
Why would I want to offer her my ass hair?
Tee
Satan's yoyo
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