I'm sitting here at work, absolutely UNFOCUSED, staring at band websites, and just antsy as all hell to get onto the road and start driving. I'm jonesing like Robert Downey Jr. at a heroin flea market with a pocket full of stolen blank checks. I'm ready to rock like a granite quarry! I'm ready to kick ass like I'm getting paid to do it!!
AND I'VE GOT TWO MORE FULL DAYS OF WORK TO DRAG MY ASS THROUGH!!!!
Somebody call my office and say my cat's been taxidermied by street thugs so I can leave early.
Aww FUCK everyone here knows I hate cats... shit.... um, tell em my house is going into labor prematurely. They'll believe that.
AND I'VE GOT TWO MORE FULL DAYS OF WORK TO DRAG MY ASS THROUGH!!!!
Somebody call my office and say my cat's been taxidermied by street thugs so I can leave early.
Aww FUCK everyone here knows I hate cats... shit.... um, tell em my house is going into labor prematurely. They'll believe that.