CANADA: Thread for the Canadians.

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U.S. Army Official: Mr. Hussein, the U.S. Government is becoming worried.
Saddam: Worried? Aboot what? Take a load off, relax!
U.S. Army Official: You seem to be… taking over Canada.
Saddam: Taking over Canada? Me? Eeeyy, you need a rest, fella. I'm not hiding any bombs.
U.S. Army Official: We didn't say anything about bombs.
Saddam: Oh. You didn't? Heeyy, relax!
U.S. Army Official: We're giving you just three years to clear your forces out of Canada, and after that, we're gonna bomb all of Iran.
Saddam: I'm from Iraq.
U.S. Army Official: Iran, Iraq, what's the difference?