"Caption Me/What Am I Thinking" Thread

[Spike]

This is a derivation of a thread I have seen in another forum. Take a picture (preferably of yourselves, but not necessary) and post it here on this forum. People then get to come up with captions for it, or quite simply, what you think the person may be thinking in the pic. As long as the pic is creative enough, I'm sure there's going to be lots of 'comedy gold' spewing for from this thread. We can start with the easy ones like STFU pics and the like, and work your way up from there. If you think your response is particularily noteworthy, add the text yourself and post up your response for full effect.

eg. Start with:

Which gives us:

I'll give you all a doozie to start with:

 

[MagSec4]

"Mira... Is not very complicated mang.. just pick up the stuff, make wit the cash and we got no proleng.. ok?"

 

[Caelestia]

is your hair tied back extremely tightly or did you get it cut? either way, where the heck did all your hair go?!?

 

[Dark_Jester]

is your hair tied back extremely tightly or did you get it cut? either way, where the heck did all your hair go?!?

Don't ask trivial questions, caption the damned picture!

For a pathetic attempt while I think, what about "No-one really knows what the Matrix is...I guess you kinda haveta see it for yourself, know what I mean guv?"

 

[Northern Lights]

"No Father, honestly, these hands have not defiled me for a fortnight now!"


(...lame, I know)

 

[Dark_Jester]

"Look at my breasts! Look at my breasts!"

 

[Northern Lights]

 

[Rusty]

DJ beat me to it, though I would've put a slightly different slant on it. So instead, how about a feeble: Spike makes a typically Australian attempt to explain the phenomenon that is his hair.

 

[hyena]

Right, i swear i was going to ask a similar question on the picture thread, but since there is a dedicated one now i'll post here. tell me what each of these people is thinking in this picture, what is happening etc.

@rahvin and nick: you can't play, you know the story

 

[Spike]

is your hair tied back extremely tightly or did you get it cut? either way, where the heck did all your hair go?!?

DJ is right. And yes it is (tied back). Now you owe me a dollar. *Adds it to his *what heppened to your hair" pile*. I like northern lights comment best so far, but others are close.

 

[MagSec4]

I have a nonvoluntary participant (sorry )

 

[Caelestia]

@ MagSex

 

[Spike]

MagSec you rock. And yes, she does look a bit peckish.

Hyena:

Left- You silly twat rahvin, you're not going to take a photo are you. Oooooh dear, you're about to make a big arse of yourself it you take that pic... you're going to aren't you? *Sigh*

Middle: What are we looking at guys? Go orrrn tell me. What are we looking at. Tell me! Tell me!

Right: Hmmmm. To pose or not to pose, that is the question.

Sorry my attempt is so lame.

 

[MagSec4]

I'm capturing everyone's expressions with one caption...

 

[hyena]

actually a girl by the name of paola took that pic, and i seriously doubt she has a penis...

 

[Rusty]

Not quite doing what was asked, but it's only to keep the lameness to a minimum.

 

[MagSec4]

hyena: Shhhh! we didn't need to know that


EDIT:
Rusty:

 

[Magrathean]

Intreresting thread...

http://images.quizilla.com/L/Lightmikey/1121909137_Hermit3.jpg

 

[Zack]

^AHHH IM THE RANDOM VILLAGE IDIOT!!!!!

 

[King Chaos]

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