The only thing I'll ever remember from an Ace Ventura movie are these two things:
The slinky, and his Scotty imitation
"I can't do it Cap'n! I don't...have...the powerrr!!!"
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.