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[Altitudes]

NOW! This is a story all about how
Marie got trolled; became a lolcow
And I said I'd like to take a picture
of her shitter bare
but she refused because her pooper was covered in hair.

On dead COB-OT night, I was bored and lazed
So I hit up MSN to find a kid to troll and betray
Trolling out max, eating snacks all cool
And shootin random messages out to a bunch of fools
When a lonely girl
Who was ugly as sin
Started making potential for an epic win
I got in one little sex convo and the bitch got scared
and said "I'M NOT CHEATING ON CHRIS, HE'S MY TRUE LOVE SQUARED!"


I whistled for the chatlogs and when they came near
I laughed so fucking hard I really cried tears.
I anything I thought can this chat was rare
but I thought man forget, "If you think it's real I don't care!"

I pulled up to the thread about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the posters 'Yo homes, IT WAS FAKE'
I looked at my coolface
and I was finally caught
Now I sit on my throne
as the Troll of COB-OT

 

[Undefined]

You guys are easily impressed

 

[SteveMCsteve]

No, you are just that good.

 

[vikk]

to be honest, the Fresh Prince stuff is kinda old now

 

[Undefined]

to be honest, the Fresh Prince stuff is kinda old now

Love that sig.

 

[TheKid]

NOW! This is a story all about how
Marie got trolled; became a lolcow
And I said I'd like to take a picture
of her shitter bare
but she refused because her pooper was covered in hair.

On dead COB-OT night, I was bored and lazed
So I hit up MSN to find a kid to troll and betray
Trolling out max, eating snacks all cool
And shootin random messages out to a bunch of fools
When a lonely girl
Who was ugly as sin
Started making potential for an epic win
I got in one little sex convo and the bitch got scared
and said "I'M NOT CHEATING ON CHRIS, HE'S MY TRUE LOVE SQUARED!"


I whistled for the chatlogs and when they came near
I laughed so fucking hard I really cried tears.
I anything I thought can this chat was rare
but I thought man forget, "If you think it's real I don't care!"

I pulled up to the thread about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the posters 'Yo homes, IT WAS FAKE'
I looked at my coolface
and I was finally caught
Now I sit on my throne
as the Troll of COB-OT

fucking legendary

 

[Chairman Kaga]

lulz, I didn't think this thread would get THIS lulzy. Gave me and my mistress a good loff (australian way of saying "laugh")

 

[Undefined]

lulz, I didn't think this thread would get THIS lulzy. Gave me and my mistress a good loff (australian way of saying "laugh")

Calling her your 'mistress' is a derogatory term. Way to think of your girlfriend as an illegitimate whore!

 

[The Emptier]

quite possibly the best thread ever

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Calling her your 'mistress' is a derogatory term. Way to think of your girlfriend as an illegitimate whore!

I strictly still call her my mistress, and yes, I do call her mah ho too.

 

[Damaged71]

...a good loff (australian way of saying "laugh")

That's not how we say it here ...But then again, your girl looks like a fucking wog, so it makes sense if she says it like that

 

[Chairman Kaga]

That's not how we say it here ...But then again, your girl looks like a fucking wog, so it makes sense if she says it like that

Odd... most of the people I've met here say "loff", she's not a wog by the way.

 

[EddyRX10]

That's not how we say it here ...But then again, your girl looks like a fucking wog, so it makes sense if she says it like that

 

[I Spit On Your Grave]

That's not how we say it here ...But then again, your girl looks like a fucking wog, so it makes sense if she says it like that

No shit I look like a wog. I'm of Greek Heritage.

 

[Damaged71]

she's not a wog by the way.

No shit I look like a wog. I'm of Greek Heritage.

Umm... Ok

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Umm... Ok

Don't you get it? She's not a wog. She just looks like one. Duh.

 

[Damaged71]

Don't you get it? She's not a wog. She just looks like one. Duh.

I think you don't get it, buddy... She has Greek heritage in her blood, so she's an Australian born wog.

 

[Chairman Kaga]

I think you don't get it, buddy... She has Greek heritage in her blood, so she's an Australian born wog.

yeah, cause you totally label people you've never met? Labeling people cause of their heritage like that is pretty stupid if you ask me.

 

[Damaged71]

yeah, cause you totally label people you've never met? Labeling people cause of their heritage like that is pretty stupid if you ask me.

If you wanna be part of Australia, you need to get with the program! I'm sure she's proud to be a wog (most are..) And really, it's hardly an insult these days

 

[Chairman Kaga]

If you wanna be part of Australia, you need to get with the program! I'm sure she's proud to be a wog (most are..) And really, it's hardly an insult these days

lulz, she really doesn't act like a wog, though. I tell ya!