CoBoT is an online dating service.

[Shadowsoul]

NOW! This is a story all about how
Marie got trolled; became a lolcow
And I said I'd like to take a picture
of her shitter bare
but she refused because her pooper was covered in hair.

On dead COB-OT night, I was bored and lazed
So I hit up MSN to find a kid to troll and betray
Trolling out max, eating snacks all cool
And shootin random messages out to a bunch of fools
When a lonely girl
Who was ugly as sin
Started making potential for an epic win
I got in one little sex convo and the bitch got scared
and said "I'M NOT CHEATING ON CHRIS, HE'S MY TRUE LOVE SQUARED!"


I whistled for the chatlogs and when they came near
I laughed so fucking hard I really cried tears.
I anything I thought can this chat was rare
but I thought man forget, "If you think it's real I don't care!"

I pulled up to the thread about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the posters 'Yo homes, IT WAS FAKE'
I looked at my coolface
and I was finally caught
Now I sit on my throne
as the Troll of COB-OT

That was amazing

The faggotry on this forum is unreal if i'm to believe anything i've read here

 

[Undefined]

The faggotry on this forum is unreal

Believe it baby

 

[Chairman Kaga]

^epic moustache

 

[Ess en]

I feel like this is COBOT's answer to Jerry Springer... I like it, though.

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Oh gawd, imagine Marie with all of her ex's and cybers and bfs on an episode of that...

 

[CrazyChris576]

Best ratings evar?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Most likely. The script would be lulzy

 

[CrazyChris576]

Epic fight scenes, most likely.

 

[Undefined]

Epic fight scenes? Guys who date ugly women ONLINE are not gonna be the best fighters...

 

[Nikki]

Joe will be the host, I'm guessing?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Joe Springer? wat

 

[Undefined]

More like a guy in the audience who makes fun of them all at the end of the show.

 

[Chairman Kaga]

agreed.

The fights would be cool though.

 

[Muffin]

More like a guy in the audience who makes fun of them all at the end of the show.

Worst. episode. ever.

?

 

[Undefined]

Worst. episode. ever.

After Marie flashes her tits for Springer beads and Chris strips to his skid-marked undies while dancing on the stripper pole, I believe those three words will be brought to a new level.

 

[Nikki]

I want my Charlie beads <3

 

[Chairman Kaga]

After Marie flashes her tits for Springer beads and Chris strips to his skid-marked undies while dancing on the stripper pole, I believe those three words will be brought to a new level.

!!!!!!!

 

[CrazyChris576]

That's a horrifying thought.....why the hell would you think it would devolve into that?

 

[Undefined]

Because it's the Jerry Springer show Not much else for it to turn into.

 

[Chairman Kaga]

^+1

I wanna see the script