completely unmetal things that you enjoy

[King Richard]

Actually my team won the Super Bowl, cockface.


Don't be jealous though. You couldn't come up with a argument like that if your life depended on it.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Actually my team won the Super Bowl, cockface.

the fucking colts won, you didn't win shit, idiot.

are you always such a massive fucking douche or is this something you have to practice a lot?

 

[King Richard]

Yes Dave, I literally meant I own the Colts. Which would also mean I actually won the Super Bowl myself.

Everytime you make a post, I envision that Guinness commercial in my head...BBBRILLIANT!

 

[tagradh]

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez.

 

[Sabin Frost]

Since when has arguing been unmetal!

 

[Alongside Death]

Let's see what ThisIsACoolName has to say. :danceboy: Let's just throw ThisIsACoolName and King Richard into a pit so they can kill themselves.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

And the fact that Faith No More is your biggest "supporter" on here speaks volumes, since whenever he(?) says anything, the opposite is almost always true.

Oh my god, who gives a shit if im wrong about stuff. I dont care, ill be happy to say im the most stupid person on this forum, because whats the big fucking deal bitch?

the fucking colts won, you didn't win shit, idiot.

are you always such a massive fucking douche or is this something you have to practice a lot?

Complete shithead.

Yes Dave, I literally meant I own the Colts. Which would also mean I actually won the Super Bowl myself.

Everytime you make a post, I envision that Guinness commercial in my head...BBBRILLIANT!

Let's see what ThisIsACoolName has to say. :danceboy: Let's just throw ThisIsACoolName and King Richard into a pit so they can kill themselves.

Unfortunately that would mean Beefburger would win cos hes so god damn fat he just has to fall on top of the King which would kill him.

 

[cookiecutter]

I paint toy soldiers and pretend to kill other toy soldiers through the act of rolling dice. I believe that is somewhat Power Metal however.

I also do this. I play Necrons, but have an assortment of other guys. I also play Necromunda and BattleFleet:Gothic.

Also I am a huge Trekkie. In fact, I already watched an episode this morning

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Oh my god, who gives a shit if im wrong about stuff. I dont care, ill be happy to say im the most stupid person on this forum, because whats the big fucking deal bitch?

 

[post-human]

I am almost totally unmetal.
cuz-
=>I live in a Bangladesh(in South-east asia),20 & live with my parents,cuz earn no money yet.
=>I have no girlfriend & never had(well actually I don't like a girl for more than a month & that's not quite often enough for me to gether the courage to talk tor her).
=>I am a nerd.I am a sucker for fighting games like Street fighter,King of fighters etc.
=>I personally don't know any metalhead,in my country most of the people listen to either indian music or hip-hop.
=>I download most of my music,cuz its almost impossible to find real metal here.The rearest thing I have everseen in a store is some gothic like Afterforever or stuff like that or a few new DM.My friend told me he saw a Amon amarth CD & I was amazed like hell.
=>I also have no paypal & don't know anyone who does(my bro says the owner of the software firm he works has one.So,I can't buy anything on the net(oh,how would I love to buy a behemoth or drudkh CD & help them).
=>I wanna be a bass player & play in a band,I also think I got a good vocal,but don't have enough money to buy any sort of guiter.
=>I am studing to become a doctor,then I think I'll have much money of my own.
=>I used to be a Linkin Park fan & thought they were the coolest but my bro got internet on my house & it changed my life.Actually this forum,wiki & metal-archives are the main source of my metal knowledge.
=>Oh,I forgot that I have never been on even to any rock concert ever.

So,you guys might think there's nothing metal 'bout me?
Well there is one thing.

I believe in myself & I don't give a fuck what others think of me.

 

[Belligerent]

That should be your sig Dave.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Nonsense

Oh hey Amarantus is grasping at straws yet again what a shock.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

=>I have no girlfriend & never had(well actually I don't like a girl for more than a month & that's not quite often enough for me to gether the courage to talk tor her).
=>I am a nerd.I am a sucker for fighting games like Street fighter,King of fighters etc.
=>I personally don't know any metalhead,in my country most of the people listen to either indian music or hip-hop.
=>I wanna be a bass player & play in a band,I also think I got a good vocal,but don't have enough money to buy any sort of guiter.
=>I used to be a Linkin Park fan & thought they were the coolest but my bro got internet on my house & it changed my life.Actually this forum,wiki & metal-archives are the main source of my metal knowledge.

everything above is actually typical of most of the metalheads here (no offense). You are pretty fucking metal, and I am not sure if that deserves a or a

 

[zabu of nΩd]

3 things:

1. You're making shit up just to make yourself look pretty again. I haven't said "pwned" or "fail" or "gay" in the longest time, let alone to you. Even though I know how much that gets your panties in a bunch. All you ever do is keep trolling my posts and saying the same shit, and cry about how shitty your Yanks are playing. Boo fucking hoo! Claiming all I ever do is troll Dave this and that. That's not all I post about you fuck. Do you even read half of the shit I say? Prolly not. Did you even take the time to look at my history of posts? Nope, sure didn't. YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS! I mean the proof is right there, all you gotta do is get dave's cock out of your mouth for two seconds and you could easily have figured this out before making some ignorant assumption. How the fuck can you claim I'm delusional, when it's blantanly obvious you are just making shit up, AGAIN. fkajfdaoisjf...

2. That's gold right there, pure fucking comedy gold. Well done you stupid fuck. Next time you try flaming me, make sure you don't use words that are too fucking hard for you to spell. I mean come on Dave Jr, your worst than Rabid Headmonster with spelling, dear fucking god. And don't claim it's some "typo" the keys for E and I are too far away.

3. Who the fuck are you to talk about supporting people? You are supporting the biggest fucking loser to ever live. The only time you ever reply to my posts, is when I flame Dave. And being as though you are 1 of maybe 3 people who openly admit to actually liking Dave. I mean, I'm no math genius, but anyone can put 2 and 2 together.

Dear god, as far as I'm concered, with this display of stupidity, you've just surpassed any and everything Dave is capable of doing or saying. Jesus titty fucking christ.

Regardless of who's a better arguer, ThisIsACoolName is undoubtedly funnier than you. His flames are typically creative and amusing, whereas yours are usually just giant bitch fests. You sound like you actually take all this shit personally.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Yeah because your sigged quote is sooooooooooooooo funnay!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Yeah because your sigged quote is sooooooooooooooo funnay!

OMG I've got him sigged - I must be a ThisIsACoolName lobbyist.

And yeah, it's pretty funny.

 

[King Richard]

Oh hey Amarantus is grasping at straws yet again what a shock.

By all means, please look for yourself: Durrrr, here's my homework I should have done. -ThisIsACoolName

I'm sure no one here will take the time and actually see that I'm right, which I don't really care. But perhaps you should. You might finally pull yourself from your own little realm of denial for about 5 minutes and realize how sad you are heh.

edit: SHUT UP YOU ILLEEEEEETERATE BITCH hahafihafihahahaha

God you fucking suck a life.

Regardless of who's a better arguer, ThisIsACoolName is undoubtedly funnier than you. His flames are typically creative and amusing, whereas yours are usually just giant bitch fests. You sound like you actually take all this shit personally.

Creative and amusing? He uses the same old sarcastic humor in every goddamn post. Making up retarded stories to try and prove points because he can't argue any other way to save his life. They aren't funny, you're sense of humor is just shit. If you don't like me, then piss off. Put me on ignore or something. Because there's alot of people who actually do laugh at the shit I throw at Dave, including myself. So guess what, I'm going to keep doing it! I come here to have a good time, not get worked up over people. I take it all with a grain of salt, but arguing with WhatsHisName is a bit annoying.



@Faith No More:

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Creative and amusing? He uses the same old sarcastic humor in every goddamn post. Making up retarded stories to try and prove points because he can't argue any other way to save his life. They aren't funny, you're sense of humor is just shit. If you don't like me, then piss off. Put me on ignore or something. Because there's alot of people who actually do laugh at the shit I throw at Dave, including myself. So guess what, I'm going to keep doing it! weeeeeee

Oh noes, my sense of humor is shit!

I guess I might find you funny if you weren't so pissy in your flames. Usually when I see you arguing with someone, you sound like a vindictive 14-year old girl who's high on PMS. And I'm pretty sure you aren't winning any popularity contests around here, but since that's what this whole pissing match seems to be coming down to, I guess I'll get out of it while I still can.

 

[Valerie]

2. That's gold right there, pure fucking comedy gold. Well done you stupid fuck. Next time you try flaming me, make sure you don't use words that are too fucking hard for you to spell. I mean come on Dave Jr, your worst than Rabid Headmonster with spelling, dear fucking god. And don't claim it's some "typo" the keys for E and I are too far away.

I believe you mean "you're" and "worse". Don't try pointing out other people's spelling or grammatical mistakes when you can't fix your own.

 

[King Richard]

Oh noes, my sense of humor is shit!

k, not my problem

I guess I might find you funny if you weren't so pissy in your flames. Usually when I see you arguing with someone, you sound like a vindictive 14-year old girl who's high on PMS. And I'm pretty sure you aren't winning any popularity contests around here, but since that's what this whole pissing match seems to be coming down to, I guess I'll get out of it while I still can.

I don't want you, nor care if you find me funny. If you do, you do, if you don't, you don't. Don't come to me trying to show me how unfunny you think I am. Because I don't give a shit.

Piss off you!