completely unmetal things that you enjoy

[The Heartbreak Kid]

ok, anyone who says ive been here longer than you is a complete loser.

.

King Richard is the King. Beefburger, Gay Dave and the crew need to accept that.

 

[Belligerent]

Beefburger

 

[~Neurotica]

I'm sorry boys, but I'm actually the one, who has a permission to bitch at bigdave.

Back to the topic... I like helicopters.

 

[Belligerent]

I'm sorry boys, but I'm actually the one, who has a permission to bitch at bigdave.

Back to the topic... I like helicopters.

So who gives you sole authority?

 

[Skepticism]

Joanna Newsom and Bjork, two amazing non metal artists I enjoy.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Van Halen... I enjoy Van Halen.

 

[Belligerent]

^
EVH and crew are as metal as it gets.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

^
EVH and crew are as metal as it gets.

Not really. It's hard rock, not metal.

 

[Belligerent]

Never met a metalhead that didnt like at least few VH songs.
Id 2nd guess them if they didn't.

 

[Mort Divine]

Joanna Newsom and Bjork, two amazing non metal artists I enjoy.

 

[Life Sucks]

Van Halen is pretty gay.

For some reason, I'm somewhat surprised to hear you say that. I do not like Van Halen, either.

 

[Skepticism]

Van Halen is pretty gay.

.

 

[Satanstoenail]

10 pin bowling

 

[The Ozzman]

I really like Diana Krall's music

 

[Skepticism]

Yes, I play Warhammer Fantasy Battles and have since fifth eddition. I mostly play High Elves, but I also play Lizardmen and (used to, like four years ago) play Orcs. I have rather sizeable armies and can field many other armies I dont play... I guess you can say I have accumulated a lot of it.

I play beastmen, nothing beats a couple of crazy satyrs and centaurs.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Babble

God you are such a fucking tard. Your posts are almost exclusivley flaming Dave and the vast majority of the time it's for something ridiculous. ("lol wtf r u talking about Indian elephants for this is a thread about AFRICAN elephants you fucking knob LOL FAIL PWNED").

Not only do you pick the most absurd things to flame about, you do it in the most awkward way possible. All you do is say shit like "FAIL" and "PWNED" and "GAY", and when you aren't doing that, you're usually ripping off things someone else has to said to you in the past and (awkwardly) turning it back at them. As a matter of fact, I hope someone copies and saves this post and remembers it a few weeks from now when you translate it from english to fuckface and post it again.

I'm all out of ideas here. I just don't know what it will take to make you understand how pathetic you are. For most people, I write off their behavior on here as just internet bullshit. But you... I really can't imagine that you're any less of a drooling, knuckle dragging, mittens-pinned-to-your-coat-year-round, delusional and, apparently, illeterate pissant in person as you are on the forums. You either have a severe mental disorder or you're actually the most brilliant prank in the history of the internet.

And the fact that Faith No More is your biggest "supporter" on here speaks volumes, since whenever he(?) says anything, the opposite is almost always true.

 

[Xorv]

God you are such a fucking tard. Your posts are almost exclusivley flaming Dave and the vast majority of the time it's for something ridiculous. ("lol wtf r u talking about Indian elephants for this is a thread about AFRICAN elephants you fucking knob LOL FAIL PWNED").

Not only do you pick the most absurd things to flame about, you do it in the most awkward way possible. All you do is say shit like "FAIL" and "PWNED" and "GAY", and when you aren't doing that, you're usually ripping off things someone else has to said to you in the past and (awkwardly) turning it back at them. As a matter of fact, I hope someone copies and saves this post and remembers it a few weeks from now when you translate it from english to fuckface and post it again.

I'm all out of ideas here. I just don't know what it will take to make you understand how pathetic you are. For most people, I write off their behavior on here as just internet bullshit. But you... I really can't imagine that you're any less of a drooling, knuckle dragging, mittens-pinned-to-your-coat-year-round, delusional and, apparently, illeterate pissant in person as you are on the forums. You either have a severe mental disorder or you're actually the most brilliant prank in the history of the internet.

And the fact that Faith No More is your biggest "supporter" on here speaks volumes, since whenever he(?) says anything, the opposite is almost always true.

Don't fuk wit the bull, you'll get the horns, and some poo!!!

King Richard will swallow you. and... uke:

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

And the fact that Faith No More is your biggest "supporter" on here speaks volumes, since whenever he(?) says anything, the opposite is almost always true.

ROFLMAO!

 

[King Richard]

God you are such a fucking tard. Your posts are almost exclusivley flaming Dave and the vast majority of the time it's for something ridiculous. ("lol wtf r u talking about Indian elephants for this is a thread about AFRICAN elephants you fucking knob LOL FAIL PWNED").

Not only do you pick the most absurd things to flame about, you do it in the most awkward way possible. All you do is say shit like "FAIL" and "PWNED" and "GAY", and when you aren't doing that, you're usually ripping off things someone else has to said to you in the past and (awkwardly) turning it back at them. As a matter of fact, I hope someone copies and saves this post and remembers it a few weeks from now when you translate it from english to fuckface and post it again.

I'm all out of ideas here. I just don't know what it will take to make you understand how pathetic you are. For most people, I write off their behavior on here as just internet bullshit. But you... I really can't imagine that you're any less of a drooling, knuckle dragging, mittens-pinned-to-your-coat-year-round, delusional and, apparently, illeterate pissant in person as you are on the forums. You either have a severe mental disorder or you're actually the most brilliant prank in the history of the internet.

And the fact that Faith No More is your biggest "supporter" on here speaks volumes, since whenever he(?) says anything, the opposite is almost always true.

3 things:

1. You're making shit up just to make yourself look pretty again. I haven't said "pwned" or "fail" or "gay" in the longest time, let alone to you. Even though I know how much that gets your panties in a bunch. All you ever do is keep trolling my posts and saying the same shit, and cry about how shitty your Yanks are playing. Boo fucking hoo! Claiming all I ever do is troll Dave this and that. That's not all I post about you fuck. Do you even read half of the shit I say? Prolly not. Did you even take the time to look at my history of posts? Nope, sure didn't. YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS! I mean the proof is right there, all you gotta do is get dave's cock out of your mouth for two seconds and you could easily have figured this out before making some ignorant assumption. How the fuck can you claim I'm delusional, when it's blantanly obvious you are just making shit up, AGAIN. fkajfdaoisjf...

2.

apparently, illeterate pissant

That's gold right there, pure fucking comedy gold. Well done you stupid fuck. Next time you try flaming me, make sure you don't use words that are too fucking hard for you to spell. I mean come on Dave Jr, your worst than Rabid Headmonster with spelling, dear fucking god. And don't claim it's some "typo" the keys for E and I are too far away.

3. Who the fuck are you to talk about supporting people? You are supporting the biggest fucking loser to ever live. The only time you ever reply to my posts, is when I flame Dave. And being as though you are 1 of maybe 3 people who openly admit to actually liking Dave. I mean, I'm no math genius, but anyone can put 2 and 2 together.

Dear god, as far as I'm concered, with this display of stupidity, you've just surpassed any and everything Dave is capable of doing or saying. Jesus titty fucking christ.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

3 things:

1. You're making shit up just to make yourself look pretty again. I haven't said "pwned" or "fail" or "gay" in the longest time, let alone to you. Even though I know how much that gets your panties in a bunch. All you ever do is keep trolling my posts and saying the same shit, and cry about how shitty your Yanks are playing. Boo fucking hoo! Claiming all I ever do is troll Dave this and that. That's not all I post about you fuck. Do you even read half of the shit I say? Prolly not. Did you even take the time to look at my history of posts? Nope, sure didn't. YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS! I mean the proof is right there, all you gotta do is get dave's cock out of your mouth for two seconds and you could easily have figured this out before making some ignorant assumption. How the fuck can you claim I'm delusional, when it's blantanly obvious you are just making shit up, AGAIN. fkajfdaoisjf...

2. That's gold right there, pure fucking comedy gold. Well done you stupid fuck. Next time you try flaming me, make sure you don't use words that are too fucking hard for you to spell. I mean come on Dave Jr, your worst than Rabid Headmonster with spelling, dear fucking god. And don't claim it's some "typo" the keys for E and I are too far away.

3. Who the fuck are you to talk about supporting people? You are supporting the biggest fucking loser to ever live. The only time you ever reply to my posts, is when I flame Dave. And being as though you are 1 of maybe 3 people who openly admit to actually liking Dave. I mean, I'm no math genius, but anyone can put 2 and 2 together.

Dear god, as far as I'm concered, with this display of stupidity, you've just surpassed any and everything Dave is capable of doing or saying. Jesus titty fucking christ.