completely unmetal things that you enjoy

[Skepticism]

I've said it before but I'll sya it again anyways. The Knife are fucking amaizng. They're not metal obviously, but from Sweden nonetheless, and they kick ass.

 

[zoidberg]

im a star wars geek. Lando is my homeboy. then again the empire is the most metal thing ever in cinema.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

im a star wars geek. Lando is my homeboy. then again the empire is the most metal thing ever in cinema.

Conan is the most metal thing in cinema.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Conan is the most metal thing in cinema.

What about ghostrider?

 

[zoidberg]

nicholas cage is NOT metal

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

nicholas cage is NOT metal

Yes, But Ghostrider was CG. And that wasn't even cage during the skeleton scenes. I pretty much know a flaming skeleton in leather and spikes riding a flamings satanic motorcyle working for the devil with a giant chain and a fire shotgun is metal.

FUCK NICHOLAS CAGE. He actually ruined half the movie. I hope he gets aids.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

Yes, But Ghostrider was CG. And that wasn't even cage during the skeleton scenes. I pretty much know a flaming skeleton in leather and spikes riding a flamings satanic motorcyle working for the devil with a giant chain and a fire shotgun is metal.

FUCK NICHOLAS CAGE. He actually ruined half the movie. I hope he gets aids.

Conan is still more metal. Nothing is more metal than Conan.
"CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES! SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU! AND HERE THE LAMENTATION OF THE WOMEN!"

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Conan is still more metal. Nothing is more metal than Conan.
"CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES! SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU! AND HERE THE LAMENTATION OF THE WOMEN!"

No blood drinking or decapitation or rape?

Childs play.

 

[zoidberg]

Yes, But Ghostrider was CG. And that wasn't even cage during the skeleton scenes. I pretty much know a flaming skeleton in leather and spikes riding a flamings satanic motorcyle working for the devil with a giant chain and a fire shotgun is metal.

FUCK NICHOLAS CAGE. He actually ruined half the movie. I hope he gets aids.

i thought the skeleton was poorly animated, and his dialog lacked A LOT. the bike scenes were better animated.

come on guys, there is no character more metal than emporer palpatine!!

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

i thought the skeleton was poorly animated, and his dialog lacked A LOT. the bike scenes were better animated.

come on guys, there is no character more metal than emporer palpatine!!

Whats so metal about a creepy fanatical old pedophile in robes?

Sounds like it's right up Blue_Jays Alley though.

 

[zoidberg]

Whats so metal about a creepy fanatical old pedophile in robes? thats ironic

Sounds like it's right up Blue_Jays Alley though.

you mean besides the head minion in black armor, and the lightning out of the fingertips? and the whole dark side thing? and the death star? and storm troopers?

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

you mean besides the head minion in black armor, and the lightning out of the fingertips? and the whole dark side thing? and the death star? and storm troopers?

Fuck the darkside, weres the witchcraft? Fuck the deathstar, were are the demon hordes? Fuck the stormtroopers, were are the merciless bloodthirsty vikings? And for the record vader's outfit is is very stupid.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

You are a giant tit.

 

[sceloporus]

i thought the skeleton was poorly animated, and his dialog lacked A LOT. the bike scenes were better animated.

come on guys, there is no character more metal than emporer palpatine!!

I'd say vader was, vader kicks ass.
I mean really he's even got his own theme music.

 

[sceloporus]

And for the record vader's outfit is is very stupid.

BURN IN HELL!!!!

 

[zoidberg]

Fuck the darkside, weres the witchcraft? Fuck the deathstar, were are the demon hordes? Fuck the stormtroopers, were are the merciless bloodthirsty vikings? And for the record vader's outfit is is very stupid.

did i not say the man could shoot lightning out his fingers? and also sith/jedi can move things with thier minds, and use mind control on people.
the death star is a military base that can destroy a planet, im sure that sodom or slayer could appreciate that, and i think that a fleet of TIE fighter can count as a bloodthirsty horde.
ill give you the stormtroopers though, they werent really rutheless.
and if you take off the helmet, i could totally see a black metaller wearing vader's outfit.

 

[Ender Rises]

I'd say vader was, vader kicks ass.
I mean really he's even got his own theme music.

Vader was the shit. Always has been, always will be.

 

[Matt]

Boba Fett is easily the best.

 

[Hatebreeder]

Yes, But Ghostrider was CG. And that wasn't even cage during the skeleton scenes. I pretty much know a flaming skeleton in leather and spikes riding a flamings satanic motorcyle working for the devil with a giant chain and a fire shotgun is metal.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

BURN IN HELL!!!!

I intend to.

"I'd rather die then go to heaven!" - William Murderface