completely unmetal things that you enjoy

[ThisIsACoolName]

I wrote this little e-play to better illustrate my point:

Dave:

Hey everybody. Well I had quite the shitty day!!!!! So I get home from an awesome day of working ar GNC and I decide to kick back at home for a little bit before hitting the gym. I cracked open a nice cold coke then headed out the door. I stopped at the Sunoco station for gas on the way to the gym and bought a lottery ticket while I was there. When I got to the gym I started undressing and I realized that I was accidently wearing my sisters panties! It was SO embarassing!!!

Amarantus:

LOL YOU COKE DRINKING FAGGOT! You WOULD go to the sunoco station, wouldn't you? OF COURSE YOU WOULD SINCE THE REAL MEN GET THEIR GAS AT SHELL! LOL YOU FUCKING LOSER! Oh and by the way good luck with the lottery faggot oh and make sure you don't get ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!!! LOL PWNED. SOMEONE HIGH FIVE ME.

 

[Vossyrus]

rofl

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

 

[genocide roach]

i love kittens. but i contest that kittens are truly metal. straight out of the womb, theyre lookin for a fight
~gR~

 

[Alongside Death]

I wrote this little e-play to better illustrate my point:

Amarantus:
LOL PWNED. SOMEONE HIGH FIVE ME.

 

[Life Sucks]

i really love golf.


i also watch and follow pretty much every sport except NFL and car racing.

Golf is not necessarily unmetal. The only decidedly unmetal sport is basketball, since it is part of the hip hop/African American culture. It's such a black thing. Yeah, hoop is the only sport I really hate.

Anyways, I am very metro. And that's not very metal.

 

[Sabin Frost]

Golf is not necessarily unmetal. The only decidedly unmetal sport is basketball, since it is part of the hip hop/African American culture. It's such a black thing. Yeah, hoop is the only sport I really hate.

Anyways, I am very metro. And that's not very metal.

Sid from Slipknot is a semi-pro golf player. Love them or hate them, Slipknot are metal...

 

[hibernal_dream]

Golf is not necessarily unmetal. The only decidedly unmetal sport is basketball, since it is part of the hip hop/African American culture. It's such a black thing. Yeah, hoop is the only sport I really hate.

Anyways, I am very metro. And that's not very metal.

What about these:

Netball
Cheerleading
Skateboarding
Figure Skating
Extreme ironing (no joke - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extreme_Ironing)

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I work in a timber mill, not a very metal occupation, lots of wood though.

 

[genocide roach]

extreme ironing is very metal. maybe EXTREME metal. seriously, anything involving fiving with sharks and climbing cliffs is metal.

when i was in qatar last year they were constantly showing this extreme ironing show. it made me want to take an iron and board to work with me
~gR~

 

[Divine Victim]

Why do cretins like Dave and Amarantus keep laming up every thread?

 

[genocide roach]

Why do cretins like Dave and Amarantus keep laming up every thread?

because they are unmetal. or atleast their actions are
~gR~

 

[Mort Divine]

I listen to Kelly Clarkson, Christina Aguilera, and Savage Garden.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Why do cretins like Dave keep laming up every thread?

Yeah totally.

 

[witchhunterni]

I paint toy soldiers and pretend to kill other toy soldiers through the act of rolling dice. I believe that is somewhat Power Metal however.

I also play with toy soldiers. Mine are almost exclusively religious nutjobs and witchhunters though, and I would call them 'quite metal'. Probably Doom metal.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

I read.

how the hell is this unmetal?

 

[Blue_Jay]

I listen to Kelly Clarkson.

Don't worry I listen to her also and love her

 

[The Ozzman]

i really love golf.

As do I. I haven't played in about a year though.

Having sex with women

I am not metal in this respect

Nice comeback, way to totally ignore the whole point Dave. Besides, that wasn't to be taken in the literal sense like you take everything else. Metal is a mentality, not a fashion statement cuntrag. What the thread creator came up with are prime examples. Wearing clothes, which most people do, does not qualify as an un-metal act of any sort.

Goddamn, I think I'd have a better conversation with a comatose person.

We have nudists on this board?


As for unmetal things that I do, I drink Natural Light willingly as I had about 6 of them last night.

 

[Belligerent]

I wrote this little e-play to better illustrate my point:

Dave:

Hey everybody. Well I had quite the shitty day!!!!! So I get home from an awesome day of working ar GNC and I decide to kick back at home for a little bit before hitting the gym. I cracked open a nice cold coke then headed out the door. I stopped at the Sunoco station for gas on the way to the gym and bought a lottery ticket while I was there. When I got to the gym I started undressing and I realized that I was accidently wearing my sisters panties! It was SO embarassing!!!

Amarantus:

LOL YOU COKE DRINKING FAGGOT! You WOULD go to the sunoco station, wouldn't you? OF COURSE YOU WOULD SINCE THE REAL MEN GET THEIR GAS AT SHELL! LOL YOU FUCKING LOSER! Oh and by the way good luck with the lottery faggot oh and make sure you don't get ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!!! LOL PWNED. SOMEONE HIGH FIVE ME.

Hilarious.
Im with you Dave, I wear nice clothes(and band shirts) and everyone who knows me probably considers me the biggest metalhead they know.

 

[Triton]

I'm un-metal cause I play basketball and tennis...