completely unmetal things that you enjoy

[winds_of_creation]

i like a couple of un-metal things:
-Depeche Mode, anyone else like them? they are a really cool band.
-Brad Paisley. I know it country, but i play guitar, and he is super fucking good.lol
-KMFDM, and some other good industrial rock/metal?
-a fair bit of jazz,like Myles Davis, Dizzy Gilespie, etc.
-then theres my metal intrests...

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Sid from Slipknot is a semi-pro golf player. Love them or hate them, Slipknot are metal...

WOW! They are?!

...because my answer to this thread was going to be "listening to Slipknot"

but since their metal and all, I think I'll go with Black Sabbath, heh... Oh, wait someone on this board once told me their proto metal? shit im all confused

 

[Evil?]

I paint toy soldiers and pretend to kill other toy soldiers through the act of rolling dice.

I wrote this little e-play to better illustrate my point:

Dave:

Hey everybody. Well I had quite the shitty day!!!!! So I get home from an awesome day of working ar GNC and I decide to kick back at home for a little bit before hitting the gym. I cracked open a nice cold coke then headed out the door. I stopped at the Sunoco station for gas on the way to the gym and bought a lottery ticket while I was there. When I got to the gym I started undressing and I realized that I was accidently wearing my sisters panties! It was SO embarassing!!!

Amarantus:

LOL YOU COKE DRINKING FAGGOT! You WOULD go to the sunoco station, wouldn't you? OF COURSE YOU WOULD SINCE THE REAL MEN GET THEIR GAS AT SHELL! LOL YOU FUCKING LOSER! Oh and by the way good luck with the lottery faggot oh and make sure you don't get ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!!! LOL PWNED. SOMEONE HIGH FIVE ME.

Exactly.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

WOW! They are?!

...because my answer to this thread was going to be "listening to Slipknot"

but since their metal and all, I think I'll go with Black Sabbath, heh... Oh, wait someone on this board once told me their proto metal? shit im all confused

dude, listening to sabbath is as metal as it gets

 

[The Ozzman]

Golf is definitely metal. Alice Cooper has a 4 handicap and he is definitely metal.

 

[DarkBliss]

People would never guess I listen to metal, since I don't wear band shirts and all other typifying fashion accessories, I don't drink beer or alcohol in general, don't smoke, or use drugs,I'm just a plain ordinary guy,who's slightly infantile for his age. The only integral metallish trait in my possession is that I'm quite a big nerd both in relation to the music I like and to the games I play. But that should be totally apparent from my posting history

 

[Belligerent]

Majority of people I meet never know im a metalhead unless they see me in a Thurisaz or Opeth shirt. My personality is straight to the point and vulgar at times. People tell me that I have a demented and sick sense of humor if that counts for anything. For the truly UN-metal thing Id enjoy...Id say watching The Wonder Years re-runs.
Great show.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

omfwpomptaminansdtkn

...

clothes do not equal metal you fucking tard, that's my point

YOUR IMAGE, MEANING CLOTHES, HAVE NO DIRECT AFFECT ON HOW METAL YOU ARE

DDDDUUUHHHHH

But spending 150 bucks on a patch vest would show dedication...

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

i really love golf.

So does Alice Cooper.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

I love kittens...seriously I do.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

I love dogs so much

especially puppies

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I love dogs so much

especially puppies

Dogs are metal, you stupid cunt.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

that was more of a response to D n B than anything else.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

dude, listening to sabbath is as metal as it gets

Dude, I was joking.

Because if SK is metal than Sabbath isnt, ya know? get it? heh forget it. :Smug:

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I enjoy Ballet

 

[Belligerent]

spandau ballet?

 

[DarkBliss]

I'm guessing it's both.

 

[CAIRATH]

Two people seem to already have mentioned this, but I also love kittens.

 

[~Neurotica]

I love opera.
And computers and tech.
And theatre.

 

[Mort Divine]

I love opera.
And computers and tech.
And theatre.

and have a vagina don't forget that Least metal thing ever.