completely unmetal things that you enjoy

Cats are fucking metal. They do whatever the fuck they want whenever the fuck they want.

My boyfriend has a retarded cat. It can't walk in a straight line, instead it spins to the left in a circle that eventually takes him where he needs to go. He runs into shit all the time.
My point exactly.
Most of them retarded just like that...and antisocial.
Dogs FTW:heh:
 
Most cats aren't retarded and if you treat a cat right it doesn't become anti-social. No cat I've ever had from a kitten was ever anti social and all of the ones I raised (I've raised 3) knew not to tear shit up or anything like that. They're much easier to train than dogs, although they don't do tricks. Just buy a spray bottle and spray it with water anytime it does something wrong. Works like a charm. And it hates the spray bottle, not a person, so it doesn't become anti-social.
 
Dogs:
shit outside (know few metalheads that do that on regular basis)
bark loud and obnoxiously
have sharper teeth
my dog has Gene Simmons tongue:p

all VERY metal things I might add.
 
Shit I can think of too many:

I enjoy latin dancing
I'm a lawyer
I enjoy yoga
As a general rule I dislike metalheads
I'm a surfer
I rarely drink
I can count to ten, spell my own name and remember what I did last night
 
WOW! They are?!

...because my answer to this thread was going to be "listening to Slipknot"

but since their metal and all, I think I'll go with Black Sabbath, heh... Oh, wait someone on this board once told me their proto metal? shit im all confused :erk:

Slipknot are not rock and they sure as hell are not pop or r&b or anything, they cop far too much shit from "hip-hopisms" when really the only thing they do similar to hip-hop is use rap-style lyrical structures. The turntables and scratching even are not all that reminiscent of hip-hop, I would call them more jungle. With the samples, turntables etc. I would call them a brutal mix of Industrial, Hardcore and Old School and Brutal death metal with links to the Nu Metal.