Controversial opinions on metal

[CiG]

I just realized:

@Master_Yoda77 + Russell Brand = this fucker.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

There's really no coming back from this
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[H.P. Lovecraft]

I dunno about that. He's got a real moon head.

So?

 

[The Ozzman]

I dunno about that. He's got a real moon head.

 

[CiG]

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I just realized:

@Master_Yoda77 + Russell Brand = this fucker.

Don't know about that.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

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I'm sure you loved that movie when you first saw it in theaters as a young lad.

 

[CiG]

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equals

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Can confirm. Mathematical prodigiousness and certainty worthy of David Hilbert himself.

Proof, confirmed by Alex Jones.

 

[CiG]

Bill Hicks looked like he could have been a dodgy band manager working for Impetigo.

 

[Satanstoenail]

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First person to photoshop Lars' face into this wins the internet

 

[CiG]

@Carpe Mortem

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I just realized:

@Master_Yoda77 + Russell Brand = this fucker.

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plus

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equals

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Can confirm. Mathematical prodigiousness and certainty worthy of David Hilbert himself.

Your facial recognition abilities are strong, but you need to work on your algebra.

 

[Bloopy]

 

[Talos of Atmora]

Saxon's post-Forever Free material often easily rivals their material from the early '80s.

 

[CiG]

 

[Satanstoenail]

..and up in my feed comes the news that Lars has been knighted in Denmark:

http://tonedeaf.com.au/sir-lars-ulrich-knighted-native-denmark/

Sir Lars. Get ready for that moonhead to get even larger.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Considering Russell Brand was fucking Katy Perry for a while, I'm okay with this comparison.

 

[Satanstoenail]

What about King Diamond? I want my refund.

Well he is already King..

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I never said I liked him, but he gets the girls so, fuck you cunt.

 

[CiG]

Yes and now she's insane and saying we should combat terrorism with love and hugs.

Them titties though.