Controversial opinions on metal

I know, right?
He also looks like a faggot. I was subjected to them live and he spent most of the set striking poses and shit. Needless to say, almost every one of the inordinate number of females present orgasmed repeatedly.
 
Honest truth. Once bodom's set ended a lot of them left. Some asked to be picked up over the guardrail since they were in the front of the pit. Three things were going through my mind: how much the crowd surge hurt, how obnoxious Bodom's set was, and how unfair it was that Alexi got all that hot barely legal cooch when much more talented musicians get nothing.
 
I hated old CoB and liked Are You Dead Yet the most which makes me kvlt because they primmed with that album and now I don't like them, if all their albums were that good.