Cyber Sex Thread

[Spreadingthe Living312]

keep taking them , its a good thing.

I do. You know how my ass itched a few days back? Well it doesnt itch anymore, but I think I have a cut on my asshole now, because everytime I poke it with a stick, it hurts.

 

[Skorned1]

Are those peirced nips we see???

Yup!

 

[Skorned1]

:Smug: .oO(fresh meat!)

lol

 

[Spreadingthe Living312]

goes outside and grabs the hose*

*goes into the room where everyone is enjoying themselves and drenches everybody*

*everybody gets mad at me*

*goal accomplished*

 

[Skorned1]

**searches for closet to share w/DD**

 

[Spreadingthe Living312]

*spreading is hiding in the upper shelf in the closet*

*drops air balloons on skorned and dd*

*goes through secret hatchway before they find out who ambushed them*

I am so swift. I should join the army!

 

[Skorned1]

You're not old enough to join!

 

[DarbysDad]

**searches for closet to share w/DD**

***takes lovely skorn up to to the master bedroom and draws a hot bath\hot tub for skorn an hisself, kissing her the whole time***

***throws the youngin' out of an upstairs window, nothing get between Tim and skorn, except hot french kisses***

Spreading's not our kid why do we have to repremand him :Spin:

 

[Spreadingthe Living312]

Spreading's not our kid why do we have to repremand him :Spin:

*thanks DD for that nice comment and gives him a beer*

*goes downstairs, pisses and flushes the toilet*

hehe

 

[DarbysDad]

*bump cannot leave page 1*

I take it son of evil is now in bed

 

[Spreadingthe Living312]

Nope, not at all.

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

*Gasolinedream walks in, grabs a chair, fills his mug with Great Lakes Brewery Christmas Ale. Puts the rest of the bottles in a cooler next to the chair. Turns on Sound of White Noise. Grumbles something like "Going to enjoy this-- Watching spreadingtheliving try to mess up the whole place whilst Skorned and DD try to get naked and get it on.*

"This is a joy. "

 

[DarbysDad]

I can just imagine pinhead drinking brew, sitting in a Lazy Boy, waiting to watch live sex and laughing at Fuzz Nutts playing with water baloons.

 

[Spreadingthe Living312]

I can!!!

*brings in a wheelbarrow of water balloons, slingshots and stones..throws some stones to knock out the window...throws a few rocks at the people getting hott and heavy just to piss em off...then throws some water balloons at them...grabs a spraycan and spraypaints the whole place and accadently gets some on skorn...I run around the house overturning furniture, fucking everything up worse* :hotjump:

 

[DarbysDad]

***throws little shit off the roof, head first, after pinhead beats his ass***

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Havn´t looked at this thread in a week, hmmm... you´re on page three now... and your... and she´s ohhh... how flexible...

*Sneaks out the door*

 

[Skorned1]

**disrobes and bends over bath to feel the water**

Oops! I didn't see you there Pinhead!

**giggles and slowly gets into warm bath before the Spawn somehow weasels his way back in. Bubbles covering vital parts as not to let the little hellion to be disappointed in teenage girls so early in life. Reaches for DD to join helping him with his pants. Desire from eyes penetrating his skin**

 

[Spreadingthe Living312]

*climbs in bathtub after skorn and just when she thinks I'm horny or something silly like that, I take a big long piss..I jump out of the tub, laughing my ass off and lock the rest of the suckers in the bathroom*

 

[prime666]

*climbs in bathtub after skorn and just when she thinks I'm horny or something silly like that, I take a big long piss..I jump out of the tub, laughing my ass off and lock the rest of the suckers in the bathroom*

LOL , the force is strong in this one.

 

[Ross___]

This is a Cyber-Washing thread!

We'll be onto page 43 before someone gets some wet on them...