Dakryn's Batshit Theory of the Week

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I don't believe that is true

But it really just affirms my suspicion that the majority of the population is retarded.

A majority of humans (regardless of national origin) are retarded, but thinking that only retarded people distrust the gov't is worse than being retarded - it's being devoid of any thought whatsoever - correct or incorrect.

 

[King Richard]

GM are some shady motherfuckers. wow

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/201...eading-public-loan-repayment/?test=latestnews

 

[Dak]

That whole story kind of amazed me. Why would they put something like that on a national ad campaign, knowing it's going to get called down and make them look worse.

 

[Pessimism]

Because most people take things at face value. GM knew they could get away with making a positive statement about a bailout because it would make them look good. Hindsight isn't a problem for them either because the average consumers memory is about as long as a goldfish's.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Here's a few nuggets of information for all of you Walgreens associates:
Omaha World Herald
WOWT

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

k?

 

[King Richard]

datsalotta nukes

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_us_nuclear_weapons

 

[Matt]

So, the attempted bombing and the oil spill is all the media is talking about

 

[Pessimism]

Not true sir!

Brett Michael's released from hospital, continues fucking sluts.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

So, the attempted bombing and the oil spill is all the media is talking about

Leave it to this guy to make stories like these more interesting.

 

[Matt]

Republicans are so fucking stupid

 

[Dak]

Just as stupid as Democrats.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

There's a difference though - Republican politicians don't actually have a problem parroting conspiracy theories like that on the floors of Congress and to the public. Remember Michelle Bachmann and the whole death panel scare?

Granted, the Democrats might do likewise if they were the ones whose party future were in peril, but I think the religious nuttiness is a factor with the Repubs too.

 

[Dak]

While calling them "death panels" sounds like fear mongering, restricted care to the elderly is right around the corner, so I don't really see an huge issue with sensationalizing it.

If you want to point fingers at the nutty, you need a lot of fingers pointing on both sides of the isle. You could start on the Democratic side with Rep. Hank Johnson asking if Guam would tip because too many people on one side.

His spokesmen quickly tried to coverup saying that it was meant "figuratively", and Mr Johnson later said he was joking. Watching the live footage, it's obvious he wasn't talking figuratively. If he really was joking (which is a blatantly obvious copout), why is the jackass wasting the time of Congress?

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Democrats aren't guilty of wacky conspiracy theory promotion? What? Didn't they warn us that Bush was going to declare martial law and then enthrone himself as dictator of America? Just sayin'...

 

[damnromulans]

Wow, I haven't been following the news at all. I kind of like it.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

If you want to point fingers at the nutty, you need a lot of fingers pointing on both sides of the isle. You could start on the Democratic side with Rep. Hank Johnson asking if Guam would tip because too many people on one side.

Unfair point; if we are pointing figures on account of party lines and the views that come with them, why are you not following the same line of thinking? Clearly he's just a retard, and no Democrat thinks that was a smart thing to say.

 

[metal_wrath]

 

[metal_wrath]

 

[Dak]

Unfair point; if we are pointing figures on account of party lines and the views that come with them, why are you not following the same line of thinking? Clearly he's just a retard, and no Democrat thinks that was a smart thing to say.

Grant mentioned a repblican name, so I was balancing it with a democratic name drop. If I wanted to point a finger at a (current office holding) Republican I would start with John McCain. I don't know how the guy keeps getting re-elected in AZ, everyone I talk to hates him. Most military I have talked to do not like him, yet he likes to champion himself as some sort of voice of veterans.
He was a shitty pilot who happened to have a admiral for a father to cover up for his shitty body of military work, and that's the least damning thing about him.